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This guy's either doing some piece of performance art that involves retching or someone figured out how to Frankenstein together the worst humans of all time.
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Dear horny guys without a single ounce of shame in their entire fucking bodies,

Please know that the only thing keeping the rest of us from booting you so hard in the balls that your screams get pregnant is the possibility that you'd get off on that too.

PS: Thanks for all the web porn.

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Anonymous, on Dec 18, 2009 wrote:
you guys are right, it’s absolutely guerrilla paper football
Judy P Xiu, on Nov 21, 2009 wrote:
haa ! i love this one
Anonymous, on Sep 26, 2009 wrote:
so this is a asshole taking a picture of an asshole taking a picture of an asshole in a sense.
Anonymous, on Sep 15, 2009 wrote:
oooooo i would love to kick him
Anonymous, on Jul 21, 2009 wrote:
dammit dad, again?
Anonymous, on Jul 17, 2009 wrote:
and if she turns around? she’ll see two creeps taking shots of her ass. has this guy ever heard of the zoom button?
Anonymous, on Jul 15, 2009 wrote:
"it looks like he is carefully lining up a paper football for an important field goal."

First thing I thought...
Anonymous, on Jul 4, 2009 wrote:
I like the fact that somebody is taking a photograph of his ass while he is taking a photograph of her ass.
enstigator, on Jul 2, 2009 wrote:
that lady’s about one missed shower away from a uni-dread.
Anonymous, on Jun 23, 2009 wrote:
What, that’s not Kern?
Anonymous, on Jun 21, 2009 wrote:
photography student.
Anonymous, on Jun 12, 2009 wrote:
shame on him... that’s not even a whale tail showing
Anonymous, on Jun 12, 2009 wrote:
"screams get pregnant"? What the fuck are you talking about? What idiot writes this nonsense?
Anonymous, on Jun 11, 2009 wrote:
who cares what the guy’s doing? denim shorts and weird orange running shorts? THIS IS THE REAL CRIME
Anonymous, on Jun 11, 2009 wrote:
HAHA yessss. we all know one of these guys from high school, and the college dorms. pay him the smallest amount of attention and he thinks you are bff soulmates... beware!
Anonymous, on Jun 11, 2009 wrote:
fukkin fag, i bet he run’s around smelling bicycle seats in his spare time as well.
country fried steak, on Jun 10, 2009 wrote:
or maybe he’s looking for four-leaf clovers
poozer, on Jun 10, 2009 wrote:
after he blows up the .3 megapixel shot on his compaq ’98 it’s going to look like abstract art anyways. fuck him.
Anonymous, on Jun 9, 2009 wrote:
are we sure he isn’t burning ants with a magnifying glass? it’s been way too long since i’ve done that.
country fried steak, on Jun 9, 2009 wrote:
someone dropped their crack and this guy heard about it
Anonymous, on Jun 9, 2009 wrote:
what is he taking a picture of?
nothing?
Anonymous, on Jun 9, 2009 wrote:
this would be less disturbing to me if there was anything worth taking a photo of. who gets off on a sliver of back?
Anonymous, on Jun 9, 2009 wrote:
"Candid shots freak ME out because they aren’t even fucking porn. Seriously, just pictures of a pretty (sometimes) girl in a sundress in line for food somewhere? That’s what you’re beating off to? Horrifying. "

You should never derogate someone else’s batch material. I’m sure someone out there would think your a perv for the stuff you like.
captain cheesepuff, on Jun 9, 2009 wrote:
this is so amazing. you’ve caught the photo food chain in action.
dingo dick, on Jun 9, 2009 wrote:
"Candid shots freak ME out because they aren’t even fucking porn. Seriously, just pictures of a pretty (sometimes) girl in a sundress in line for food somewhere? That’s what you’re beating off to? Horrifying. "

you took the words right out of my dick’s mouth.
Anonymous, on Jun 9, 2009 wrote:
not that interesting.
Anonymous, on Jun 9, 2009 wrote:
"Candid shots freak me out because it could be your sister or girlfriend or something."

Candid shots freak ME out because they aren’t even fucking porn. Seriously, just pictures of a pretty (sometimes) girl in a sundress in line for food somewhere? That’s what you’re beating off to? Horrifying.
Anonymous, on Jun 9, 2009 wrote:
what fourth said
Anonymous, on Jun 9, 2009 wrote:
this is like a weird redneck version of spy versus spy.
Anonymous, on Jun 9, 2009 wrote:
The missed point here is, someone was taking a picture of this guy and didn’t say anything, just let him go about his business. They are officially as bad as him.
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