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Um, I don’t know if you grew up on Dune or something, but here on Earth we try not to dress like a literal bullseye for muggers. Also we’re pretty big on this thing we call “genders.”

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Anonymous, on Oct 14, 2009 wrote:
This alien is just loving Earth.
Anonymous, on Jul 25, 2009 wrote:
the pants look cool
anonymouse, on Jul 7, 2009 wrote:
if a haircut doesn’t look good on a dude you can pretty much guarantee it won’t look good on a girl.
Anonymous, on Jul 4, 2009 wrote:
ok, she´s got teeth and an anorack, so what?
jnevs, on Jul 2, 2009 wrote:
dam you must get shot with all sorts of shit all the time... it would take so much self-restraint not to peg an egg directly at her
Anonymous, on Jun 26, 2009 wrote:
best caption in forever
Anonymous, on Jun 19, 2009 wrote:
"picture aside..."

There’s your problem right there.
Anonymous, on Jun 19, 2009 wrote:
picture aside...the comment about genders was pretty naive’ considering there a social construct and do not relate to sex/biology as much as people would like to think. Fashion is in and of itself a vauge and wonderous expression that creates artistic presence and should not be judged on the perception of gender which only serves to make the less bold comfortable.
poly-c, on Jun 16, 2009 wrote:
it looks thrilled that it shit its pants.
Anonymous, on Jun 14, 2009 wrote:
do
Anonymous, on Jun 11, 2009 wrote:
when will fukkinh lesbo’s realize that looking like a lesbo suks?
captain cheesepuff, on Jun 9, 2009 wrote:
dutch oven pants!
Anonymous, on Jun 9, 2009 wrote:
i’m trying to write a comment and i’m thinking, was she a do or a don’t? There are SO many lame looking people in the DOs that I always have to go back and check. But ok she’s a don’t. well that’s alright then.
Fuck Russia, on Jun 8, 2009 wrote:
Can you picture the people that work at the stores where she bought all this nonsense?
Anonymous, on Jun 8, 2009 wrote:
she looks like a homeless, cracked out version of ellen degeneres
Anonymous, on Jun 8, 2009 wrote:
she looks more like the blonde bad dude in blade runner to me
Anonymous, on Jun 8, 2009 wrote:
that’s a pretty valiant effort at matching two things that should never have been made in the first place.
your mom, on Jun 8, 2009 wrote:
She isn’t a freeman she’s a fish speaker.
Dilettante, on Jun 8, 2009 wrote:
This must be from MC Hammer’s casual fall line
Anonymous, on Jun 8, 2009 wrote:
CHANGE THIS SHIT ALREADY. Man, Dos and Don’ts has gone downhill
Anonymous, on Jun 8, 2009 wrote:
I bet those monk pants are really goog for running around the forrest and pretending it’s 1653.
Anonymous, on Jun 7, 2009 wrote:
"pffft she looks nothing like a fremen."

love you.
and.
FUCK GENDERS
Anonymous, on Jun 7, 2009 wrote:
you guys are looking way too far into this. look at her! she looks stupid, plain and simple.
Anonymous, on Jun 7, 2009 wrote:
hot gyal
Anonymous, on Jun 7, 2009 wrote:
i think everything about her is fine except for her :B face
Anonymous, on Jun 6, 2009 wrote:
Dolph Lundgren, bitches.
Anonymous, on Jun 5, 2009 wrote:
pffft she looks nothing like a fremen.

no blue eyes.

no stillsuit.

not even a fucking pair of worm hooks!

Anonymous, on Jun 5, 2009 wrote:
she is awesome fuck you all
Anonymous, on Jun 5, 2009 wrote:
her parents started letting her dress herself way too early in life.
Anonymous, on Jun 5, 2009 wrote:
halfmonk has no sense of humor. or eyeballs.
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