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The easiest way to fuck a dumb girl without having your brain melted by two-hour conversations about TV is to convince a smart girl to blow out her hair and not be funny for the rest of the evening.

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shep, on Oct 1, 2009 wrote:
something reminding you of pam anderson is a good thing? i want to suffocate that woman with a rabbit pelt while seven dozen tommy lee model dildos ram in and out of her eardrums.
beebee, on Sep 30, 2009 wrote:
blondies with those kind of sunglasses make me think of Pamela Anderson which is always a good thing.
Anonymous, on Aug 18, 2009 wrote:
i dont understand the caption at all.
Anonymous, on Aug 4, 2009 wrote:
I just touched myself!!!!
Anonymous, on Jul 23, 2009 wrote:
Her pout and large sunglasses say "hangover", but I wish she would say "sleepover".
thomc, on Jul 5, 2009 wrote:
I’d stick it in her wiener wallet.
Anonymous, on Jul 4, 2009 wrote:
ok guys, your dick´s would look small against that forehead.
Anonymous, on Jul 4, 2009 wrote:
those glasses and her forehead looks unproportionally big.
Anonymous, on Jun 27, 2009 wrote:
doooooooods she’s so fucking hott.
el guapo, on Jun 23, 2009 wrote:
she’d be okay if i could take off her glasses and the look on her face.
malathion, on Jun 22, 2009 wrote:
if i was told "you can have her as your sex slave for one hour , but you’ll have to fuck her with someone elses dick , and they’ll get all the pleasure " i would actually prefer it that way .
Anonymous, on Jun 19, 2009 wrote:
The girl: EPIC. The huge sunglasses: BRUTAL.
Anonymous, on Jun 16, 2009 wrote:
YAWN... chicks like this think they’re the shit but having nothing going on other than trying to look like clones of posh spice and paris hilton, fucking tedious look this.
Anonymous, on Jun 14, 2009 wrote:
It’s like she fell out of The Informers into 2009 and now she doesn’t know what to do.
Anonymous, on Jun 11, 2009 wrote:
i would fuk her in a heartbeat!
your mom, on Jun 9, 2009 wrote:
"using "don’t" in the do’s and don’ts is an epic don’t douchebag"

Using the word "don’t" to describe something in a column called the "Dos and Don’ts" is a don’t? How about we just focus on the fact that you used the word epic to describe something. Try using that word next time you go out. I’m trying to help you here! also douchebag is another faggy thing to say.
Anonymous, on Jun 9, 2009 wrote:
would you prefer some tiny little oasis jobs? hold on to what looks good for as long as it lasts
Anonymous, on Jun 9, 2009 wrote:
using "don’t" in the do’s and don’ts is an epic don’t douchebag
Anonymous, on Jun 8, 2009 wrote:
your mom is right saying ’epic’ is pretty lame, you fags are on the wrong website, go look at lolcats or something, amiright
Anonymous, on Jun 7, 2009 wrote:
dunno how anyone would get a smart girl to do such things.
Anonymous, on Jun 5, 2009 wrote:
although sunglasses at night sounds amazing it proves only to point out retards.....eh hem...
Anonymous, on Jun 5, 2009 wrote:
There could be a tapeworm in your belly.
your mom, on Jun 4, 2009 wrote:
The word "epic" is such a don’t that it feels like a tapeworm in my belly when I hear it... don’t even think "epic fail"

Anonymous, on Jun 4, 2009 wrote:
The word "epic" is such a don’t that it feels like a tapeworm in my belly when I hear it... don’t even think "epic fail"
Anonymous, on Jun 4, 2009 wrote:
she is doing herself an injustice. big sunglasses are only for ugly girls to hide their face and give the illusion of being hot!!
Anonymous, on Jun 3, 2009 wrote:
She’s epic but I’m getting tired of the huge sunglasses.
Anonymous, on Jun 3, 2009 wrote:
she is epic! i would drop to my knees and worship. well perhaps, depends how big a bitch she is and you know she would be a big one.
Anonymous, on Jun 3, 2009 wrote:
This very situation occurred to me the other night in a bar. Unfortunately, it turned out she wasn’t a smart girl in disguise and despite how much I tried to focus on her breasts and tune out the babble about the O.C. and Gossip Girls it was no use and my brain melted... along with my boner.
Fat Lips McGee, on Jun 3, 2009 wrote:
Hehehe I really want to wiggle my finger over her lips... hehehe... did I say finger?
your mom, on Jun 3, 2009 wrote:
"i like getting blowjobs from dumb girls because right when i’m about to cum i think "my dick is the smartest thing that’s gone through her mind all day."

Wow. Dice Clay is posting here now.. Cool... Nursery Rhymes next, please.

I agree with those who pointed out the tight skirt pulled up too high. This chick is a nerd-ette.. You couldn’t pick her up unless you pretended you had some of those big Dr. Who action figures at your place..

Hey diddle diddle, the girl you want to diddle doesn’t understand your joke.
Something, something, something, blah blah blah give her a line of coke"
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