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It just goes to prove the old adage: You can lead a Winnipeggian to art, but you can't make her stop looking like a ridiculous Incan pipecleaner lady in mom jeans.

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Anonymous, on Oct 8, 2009 wrote:
haha "mom jeans" very true
Anonymous, on Oct 3, 2009 wrote:
dont laugh , i said someone stole my crutches
Anonymous, on Jul 4, 2009 wrote:
look at the coat.
Anonymous, on Jun 26, 2009 wrote:
AHAHAHAA IT’S JERRY BLANK!!!!
Anonymous, on Jun 23, 2009 wrote:
You proved my point you shitty suburban bitch. I bet you can’t wait for Ikea and you feel the same way about American Apparel. Go eat a Big Mac.
Anonymous, on Jun 19, 2009 wrote:
Wow, all the people from Winnepeg have the time to sit around and shit on bloggers. Should you show boats be canning something for the long winter ahead?
Anonymous, on Jun 19, 2009 wrote:
the pants have potential
Anonymous, on Jun 13, 2009 wrote:
its "Winnipegger", fyi
Anonymous, on Jun 8, 2009 wrote:
Actually only shitty bitches from the suburbs and their moms call us Winnipegers or Winnipeggers. We are Winnipagans. Don’t fuck around.
Anonymous, on Jun 4, 2009 wrote:
We’re called "Winnipeggers", ass blood.
Superfunk, on Jun 3, 2009 wrote:
What’s that supposed to be? Whip cream topping on top of her pancake ass? Need more junk in the trunk.
Fat Lips McGee, on Jun 3, 2009 wrote:
She hunts for 80% of the clothes she wears and still finds time for art... My kinda woman!
Anonymous, on Jun 3, 2009 wrote:
eat an ass kirby fuckett!hahahhahah
Kirby Puckett, on Jun 2, 2009 wrote:
Native American alcoholism is starting to make sense.
Anonymous, on Jun 2, 2009 wrote:
i prayed that acid wash would never come back but obviously god hates me
Anonymous, on Jun 2, 2009 wrote:
those jeans just dominate everything in this picture, sadly its making my eyes bleed. thanks vice.
scrolldowntoparadise, on Jun 2, 2009 wrote:
If you aint got ass you aint got shit! THAT IS THE TRUTH
Anonymous, on Jun 1, 2009 wrote:
There’s not an ass in the world that can take them jeans to town and look good. Gather all of them and light a match.
Anonymous, on Jun 1, 2009 wrote:
for once i feel worse for the cotton than the animals. good lord those jeans are atrocious.
bad news brown, on Jun 1, 2009 wrote:
she’s so clueless. if i ever met her, i’d slip her a small piece of paper that says: www.viceland.com/int/dd.php?id=1906&source=homepagedd
pizzaface, on May 31, 2009 wrote:
shit son, shes packin on the dead animals like as if she has a farm.
Anonymous, on May 31, 2009 wrote:
it’s so true. We are truly the worst dressed city in Canada, the amount of crocs in this city is staggering.
Anonymous, on May 31, 2009 wrote:
it looks like she bought them from american apparel.
Anonymous, on May 30, 2009 wrote:
The girl peeking around the Q-tip is cute.
Anonymous, on May 30, 2009 wrote:
Props to the guy with the Teen Wolf picture. That movie deserves more street cred.
Anonymous, on May 29, 2009 wrote:
Winnipegger.

This has to be for a theme party, it just has to be.
Anonymous, on May 29, 2009 wrote:
Those are Wrangler Jeans and I have several pair and their fluckin’ Awesome....She is just wearing them like an idiot.
your mom, on May 29, 2009 wrote:
I call it the early millennial midriff exposure backlash. It works when they hug the waist just right but acid wash? baggy? and a wedgie? C’mon Lady!
Anonymous, on May 29, 2009 wrote:
It’s WinnipegER, you boner.
housecat, on May 29, 2009 wrote:
uhhh she just looks kind of phallic... but with a fur head
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