I don’t care if it’s a reconnaissance mission on that old guy’s dog pen across the crik or just foraging the couch cushions for spent Oreos, whatever this afternoon’s adventure is, I’m in.Comments/Enlarge |
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Fuck “the love between a bird and fish.” The furthest distance in the world right now is the space between this beard and my fists.Comments/Enlarge |
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Somebody sent us this outtake from G. Gordon Liddy’s 2009 Stacked and Packed calendar and we said, “Ugh, ‘girls with guns’ is the kind of cornball shit that could only appeal to a guy who spent the 60s beating up his kids’ hippy friends and trying to firebomb the Democratic Party headquarters,” but then we were like, wait a second, that guy is actually pretty amazing.
Anonymous, on Oct 30, 2009 wrote: Muscle control and a violent streak, that’s ma girl
Anonymous, on Sep 8, 2009 wrote: well i am a girl and this babe is 100% DO!
Anonymous, on Sep 2, 2009 wrote: arew there any girls writing the do’s? EVER? it seems like all of the comments seem to imply or include the word "boner."
on the other hand, she has a nice tight booty. can’t ignor the obvious.
Anonymous, on Aug 4, 2009 wrote: nice ass
Anonymous, on Jul 4, 2009 wrote: yeah clench it
Anonymous, on Jun 30, 2009 wrote: no, this is from the "girls with no ass" calender that guys too scared to be gay like to beat off to
Anonymous, on Jun 26, 2009 wrote: i dig the boots
malathion, on Jun 20, 2009 wrote: her daddy taught her how to do that , among other things .
Anonymous, on Jun 19, 2009 wrote: Guarantee you this chick lives in Pennsylvania.
Anonymous, on Jun 9, 2009 wrote: yo si me la cojo
Anonymous, on Jun 8, 2009 wrote: haha her butts all flexed
Anonymous, on Jun 7, 2009 wrote: girls with guns has already been established as a DO like, a year ago. like, totally.
but seriously.
it’s almost as hot as girls with longbows.
Anonymous, on Jun 4, 2009 wrote: lame... been there done that (or her?).
Anonymous, on Jun 3, 2009 wrote: If the hair was long, it would be perfect.
Superfunk, on Jun 3, 2009 wrote: A girl with an ass like that who can handle a gun can shoot off my load any time she wants.
Anonymous, on Jun 3, 2009 wrote: Definitely a squirter. I can spot ’em a mile away
scrolldowntoparadise, on Jun 2, 2009 wrote: that piece of ass is qualified for some hammering
Anonymous, on Jun 1, 2009 wrote: hipsters with guns? heads ain’t ready. i’d love to see the "90’s" look come back, kurt cobain style.
pizzaface, on May 31, 2009 wrote: holding back a shit from the recoil
Anonymous, on May 30, 2009 wrote: you should be fired, and then beaten on by children, hippies and democrats
Anonymous, on May 30, 2009 wrote: lol..vice magazine. secret haven of a bunch of neo conservative crackers.
Anonymous, on May 29, 2009 wrote: it looks like she’s squeezing her buttock as well
Anonymous, on May 29, 2009 wrote: Obv, you shoot with your clit.
Anonymous, on May 29, 2009 wrote: She’s made squeezing the trigger into a full-body mantra.
Anonymous, on May 29, 2009 wrote: boner city
your mom, on May 29, 2009 wrote: Since when in the fuck were guns and chicks not cool? Maybe double-D girls in American flag bikinis firing off AK-47’s in the middle of the desert is a little silly, but it never stopped being batch material.
Silent Running, on May 29, 2009 wrote: I want to rush that ass with one of those studded paddles you see in the sex shops. The ensuing gunfire would add to the mood.
Anonymous, on May 28, 2009 wrote: She’s doing kegals
Miscreant, on May 28, 2009 wrote: Hon, squeeze the trigger and not yer butt.
Anonymous, on May 28, 2009 wrote: Does anyone else notice how hard she’s squeezing her ass cheeks together? You could be like, "hey Girl, let’s head down to the range.. you shoot some rounds, and I’ll just work on getting in there..."
