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Not sure if your dead buddy’s memorial hood is the most appropriate place for a Pollack joke, but I guess if Lukosz can’t look down from heaven and see the humor of the situation he should never have tried to force that giant pit bull behind the engine block in the first place.

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Anonymous, on Oct 14, 2009 wrote:
Nie można winic wszystkich polaków za brak gustu kilku debili, którzy woza sie z wielkim szkaradztwem nabazgrnym na masce, robiac totalna wioche.
Anonymous, on Jul 15, 2009 wrote:
The respect lettters look great. The shadowing makes them really float above the car. Too bad the design is corny as hell.
Anonymous, on Jun 17, 2009 wrote:
i have something painted on my car. it’s called a color.
Anonymous, on Jun 17, 2009 wrote:
It’s awesome! I bet none of the haters have anything that interesting painted on their car.
Anonymous, on Jun 5, 2009 wrote:
I am the #1 turtle wax sales rep in fontana. Chicks dig my ride.
pizzaface, on May 31, 2009 wrote:
typical text looks like shit.

if they did it ghetto styles, what without the professional airbrushing, then it would look half decent.
Anonymous, on May 29, 2009 wrote:
not any retard, only the trashy ones with art skills.
Anonymous, on May 29, 2009 wrote:
Hur ser man om en bil är från polen?
På lacken (polacken).
your mom, on May 29, 2009 wrote:
Look at the way the shadows behind the lettering look. I’m an artist and I can’t do that! Is it as amazing as I think it is or is it something any retard with an airbrush can do? Seriously, I’m asking.
Anonymous, on May 28, 2009 wrote:
there used to be this nail salon by my apt called the polish bar. i knew it wasn’t a bar but it took me forever to figure it out.
Anonymous, on May 28, 2009 wrote:
well it is a well polished car, after all. polish: what every gangsta’ wannabe hooptie needs!
Anonymous, on May 28, 2009 wrote:
If there was a polish Vicky Pollard she might well drive this car!!
Anonymous, on May 28, 2009 wrote:
haha! what’s up with the literacy level of these comments?
Seems it’s 50/50 between those who can spell Poland and those who mix it up with pollen (don’t go to polland if you have allergies!) or Vicky Pollard- imagine a polish Vicky Pollard!!
But about the car, it’s more of a do than the girl with the gun....
Anonymous, on May 27, 2009 wrote:
i hope he gets in a accident tonight
Anonymous, on May 27, 2009 wrote:
If the pollacks had taste they would have put it in their food by now
Anonymous, on May 27, 2009 wrote:
Apparently he missed the Drawing Spikes 101 class at University of Phoenix online
Anonymous, on May 27, 2009 wrote:
mustang is a great car to trash up because it parallels the whole
i-wanna-look-cool-but-not-spend-money-but-look-like-i-wasted
-money
persona
Anonymous, on May 27, 2009 wrote:
similar to a cover girl ad. a mustache here and a cum drip off the chin there and we got ourselves a vandals masterpiece.
Anonymous, on May 27, 2009 wrote:
I think its great. I mean when are pollacks ever able to get remotely close to american hiphop culture. Some of the whitest people on the planet live in Polland.
Anonymous, on May 27, 2009 wrote:
two words: ugly asfuck
Anonymous, on May 27, 2009 wrote:
the pit bulls nose looks like a vagina. that was the artists subtle payback for the toolbag that asked him to do that to the car
Anonymous, on May 27, 2009 wrote:
i don’t think those teeth are anatomically correct. the dog has more teeth that a great white.
Anonymous, on May 27, 2009 wrote:
this artist needed a few more years practice on white hanes shirts and trucker hats before moving on to car hoods.
dingo dick, on May 27, 2009 wrote:
what a golden opportunity! whenever i see a gem like this the owner’s are behind the wheel or ever more commonly standing and admiring their ride. i can’t bring myself to stare even though i know that is what they want to happen. just can’t do it.
Anonymous, on May 27, 2009 wrote:
ten bucks says this car has a huge and unnecessary spoiler on the back
Anonymous, on May 27, 2009 wrote:
I would really love to see the cwel who paid for that corny work.
Anonymous, on May 27, 2009 wrote:
what a douche. he basically just put a bullseye on his car for any potential keyers.
Anonymous, on May 27, 2009 wrote:
what the fuck does a pit bull have to do with polland?
lazy eyez killa, on May 27, 2009 wrote:
this is the one similarity between polish and hispanics. everything is considered a canvas ready for more decoration.
Anonymous, on May 27, 2009 wrote:
this is like the modern equivalent of the muraled minivans of the 60’s. both tacky, yet both amazing
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