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We tried to get this guy to learn from Hiroshima but he just kept being like “Eh. Whatever.”

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Anonymous, on Oct 8, 2009 wrote:
he has the face of a pirate
Anonymous, on Aug 12, 2009 wrote:
you know, i think if you’re out in public looking like this you have given up any right you may have had regarding people not giving you shit.
Anonymous, on Aug 11, 2009 wrote:
not what i meant july 31st. i wasnt even talking about being homeless, just the general assholeness it takes to take the piss out of this guy
Anonymous, on Jul 31, 2009 wrote:
Hey Anonymous on June 19th. I was homeless for extended periods of time in major US cities like NYC, Seattle and Portland (sleeping outdoors in the rain, off Burnside). I NEVER looked like that. Any shelter will give you toothpaste, a toothbrush, there’s showers to be had and free meals to be consumed. This man night have a mental disturbance, but he’s not just dirty from being hopeless. Even if your a deplorable destitute, have some dignity.
Anonymous, on Jul 17, 2009 wrote:
what was he thinking when he left the house this morning?
Anonymous, on Jul 15, 2009 wrote:
Damn, even his TEETH are dirty...
country fried steak, on Jul 9, 2009 wrote:
funny, cuz that’s exactly how i feel. eh. whatever.
MacDonald, on Jul 9, 2009 wrote:
This guy reminds me of a real life version of the cartoons where Wile E. Coyote or Elmer Fudd get blown up...Wascally Wabbit
Anonymous, on Jun 19, 2009 wrote:
oh my god you people are disgusting i hope you wake up tomorrow making this guy look like a stepford wife
Anonymous, on Jun 19, 2009 wrote:
Is this guy surrendering?
Anonymous, on Jun 9, 2009 wrote:
Jeezzz when the Japanese lose it, they always take the cake
Anonymous, on Jun 9, 2009 wrote:
Recession dressing - big in 09
Anonymous, on Jun 4, 2009 wrote:
sad
Superfunk, on Jun 3, 2009 wrote:
Lighter fuel with charcoal is much safer than propane.
scrolldowntoparadise, on Jun 2, 2009 wrote:
Poor japanese benchsleeper with rare habits or Weird japanese anti nuclear bomb protestant righ after the march coming closer to the ground and saluting with the red and white pride and shiny eyes
Anonymous, on Jun 1, 2009 wrote:
didn’t i see this dude at the mall giving out chicken samples?
pizzaface, on May 31, 2009 wrote:
he be pimpin ashes
HJ is back! Honest Joe says:, on May 30, 2009 wrote:
hells fucking yeah this guy is fucking awsome
Anonymous, on May 30, 2009 wrote:
holy shit, what. the. fuck.
Anonymous, on May 29, 2009 wrote:
"What does every commenter on this site have an MFA? Then and than? Fuck you and the picture sucks because its staged."

if i had to guess, way too many of them do but that makes no difference, as mfas can’t spell their middles names half the time.
Anonymous, on May 29, 2009 wrote:
i bet this is what loony tunes would be like in tokyo if they had them.
Anonymous, on May 29, 2009 wrote:
They staged an exploded nip? Even if that is the case, kudos for the execution.
your mom, on May 29, 2009 wrote:
What does every commenter on this site have an MFA? Then and than? Fuck you and the picture sucks because its staged.
Anonymous, on May 29, 2009 wrote:
(You’re also wrong) (At least on the picture)
Anonymous, on May 29, 2009 wrote:
You also used then instead of than.
your mom, on May 29, 2009 wrote:
whoops. I spelled you’re like your.
"I’m smart! I can handle things! I’m not dumb like everybody thinks!"-Fredo Corleone
your mom, on May 29, 2009 wrote:
This caption sucks and so does the picture. C’MON VICE! Your better then that.
Miscreant, on May 28, 2009 wrote:
He should go to Denny’s and get the free Grand Slam Breakfast.
Anonymous, on May 28, 2009 wrote:
i’ve heard of the unique nature of some homeless people in japan, but this is pushing the line.
Anonymous, on May 28, 2009 wrote:
there’s a fine line between hobo and lower east side ar-tiste
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