I don’t know about exploring the inner workings of the universe with E. The first couple of hours can be great but how about the last three hours of lying in bed a day later with the fear, frantically trying to jerk off to lessen the pain?Comments/Enlarge |
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What is this, the Lockhorns? Even if, taking the high road here, your husband's defective penis isn't at least partially the result of your own middleaged bloatification, parading it through the airport can't be helping.Comments/Enlarge |
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One question that all those Terry Schiavo types never had an answer for is how painful would it be if you woke up from your coma five years down the road and everything you once loved and believed in is now dead and gone?
Anonymous, on Jun 26, 2009 wrote: I have that hat.
Anonymous, on Jun 22, 2009 wrote: "total miss... hat doesn’t match the shoes"
only stupid ghetto kids do that
Anonymous, on Jun 17, 2009 wrote: crying is a fucking do you idiot.
scrolldowntoparadise, on Jun 2, 2009 wrote: "god can you save me, i am horny and become a dork in front of girls, i need free sex, tired of paying, most of all i want a relationship, and i dont want to drink her beautiful, okey?"
God doesn’t reply him and the kid gets agnostician views on life
country fried steak, on May 29, 2009 wrote: total miss... hat doesn’t match the shoes
Anonymous, on May 28, 2009 wrote: You don’t even get it? Try googling Terry Schaivo, fucktard.
Anonymous, on May 26, 2009 wrote: i don’t get the orange camo hats either? do you want to fit in so the deer don’t see you or do you want to be seen so your partner doesn’t pull a cheney on you?
Anonymous, on May 26, 2009 wrote: That would obviously suck, but this dude is just plain old drunk and not waking up from a coma...
Anonymous, on May 23, 2009 wrote: haha. everyone on here is on such a different page. so funny. Subjectivity. Existentialism. Solipsism. All that. Haha.
Anonymous, on May 22, 2009 wrote: I don’t get it. What does this have to do with anything in the caption, and why would everyone be dead in five years?
fatbaby, on May 22, 2009 wrote: how is this hard to get, you fucking retards. look at him. that’s how you’d look if everything you ever cared about was dead and gone. idiots.
Anonymous, on May 22, 2009 wrote: As long as that isn’t one of those SAVE BROOKLYN hats, or whatever
Anonymous, on May 22, 2009 wrote: Nah man, solid do get up
Anonymous, on May 22, 2009 wrote: Um. i agree, i guess but wtf does the caption have to do with the picture?
Anonymous, on May 21, 2009 wrote: Thanks for the clarification on what ’mobile’ meant, I was searching all the encyclopedias in the garage
Anonymous, on May 21, 2009 wrote: is this not just someone talkin on his mobile (cell for ye idiots) and maybe a finger in the other ear so he can hear? yeah i thought so
Anonymous, on May 21, 2009 wrote: yeah deer are believed to be color blind. The orange is to make you stick out like a sore thumb to other hunters so you don’t get dick cheneyed in the face.
Dilettante, on May 21, 2009 wrote: Will someone please explain the phenomenon of orange camo? Are deer colorblind or is it just the morons who wear it
Anonymous, on May 21, 2009 wrote: That hat is fucking horrible. not even cool in an "ironically cool (tm)" way, either....just...bad.
Anonymous, on May 21, 2009 wrote: yeah, the coma? it would suck. losing everybody you loved sucks big time. might as well kill yourself now.
pizzaface, on May 21, 2009 wrote: id be crying too if i was caught out wearing a cap like his.
Anonymous, on May 21, 2009 wrote: not funny at all.
Anonymous, on May 21, 2009 wrote: WTF DOES THIS EVEN MEAN!!! i don’t get it and it’s not funny.
Anonymous, on May 21, 2009 wrote: agreed, i prescibe
1x cup of tea
1x eigth of weed
1x sofa/bed
1x women (for hugging or more)
1x good comedy box set
Anonymous, on May 20, 2009 wrote: Get him a smoke, a bong rip and an hour of PBS morning kid shows, he’ll be good as new
Anonymous, on May 20, 2009 wrote: Aw, the poor darling. I will hold him in my arms and dry his tears on my shirt!
Anonymous, on May 20, 2009 wrote: he’s takin it pretty bad.
