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Sometimes when a person finds out they’ve been put in the DON’Ts, they’ll get all worked up and call the Vice office and try to harrass us into taking their picture down.

Others just take the easy route and invade our nightmares.

Comments

Anonymous, on Oct 2, 2009 wrote:
Well, despite being a fag I did see him there several times in Paris.
I know its hard to imagine that he is able to travel a few hours between Berlin and Paris, to make a puppet sing "smells like teen spirit"
katzenfutterrr, on Oct 1, 2009 wrote:
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This guy hangs out on a bridge on the seine river in Paris. He makes his little puppet rock out to nirvana and others. Its cool."

wrong

this is warschauer straße in berlin
he always hans out around there.

fag.
Anonymous, on Sep 26, 2009 wrote:

This guy hangs out on a bridge on the seine river in Paris. He makes his little puppet rock out to nirvana and others. Its cool.
Anonymous, on Sep 24, 2009 wrote:
there’s nothing else on television these days
Anonymous, on Sep 24, 2009 wrote:
listen guy, sometimes the only way you get over a crippling, years long heroin habit is by lurking around pathetic message boards.
Anonymous, on Sep 24, 2009 wrote:
put that in your pipe and smoke it
Anonymous, on Sep 24, 2009 wrote:
fuck you cuntdry
Anonymous, on Sep 16, 2009 wrote:
i see this guy once a week
he is so fucking creepy
Anonymous, on Sep 16, 2009 wrote:
i see this guy once a week
he is so fucking creepy
Anonymous, on Sep 7, 2009 wrote:
kimberly kubus
Anonymous, on Aug 10, 2009 wrote:
I think I’ve seen this guy before; maybe in New Orleans?
ghostfingers, on Jul 31, 2009 wrote:
the little dummy is dressed better than the big dummy
Anonymous, on Jul 8, 2009 wrote:
"Vay down in mississippi....."
Anonymous, on Jul 8, 2009 wrote:
wow this dude is dick ridin john cusak via being being jon malcovich
Stanleyhalen, on Jun 11, 2009 wrote:
Good one.

your mom, on Jun 9, 2009 wrote:
if David Lynch made Being John Malkovitch
Anonymous, on Jun 8, 2009 wrote:
I wonder if he tracked down the baby Wayfarers or he saw them one day and a really dim lightbulb flashed over his head.
Anonymous, on Jun 8, 2009 wrote:
that’s funny because hardly anyone reads this retarded shit.
Anonymous, on Jun 8, 2009 wrote:
this is probably the biggest "DO" I have seen on here. Ignorant slut.
Anonymous, on Jun 3, 2009 wrote:
Can we take bets on how long before he starts pawning off parts of his puppet to pay for his drugs?

I’ve got 50 bucks on him selling off the guitar and shades within three weeks of this picture being taken. Ideally we’d have some sort of a webcam set up, but if a Berlin reader could provide semi-regular updates that would work too.
Anonymous, on Jun 3, 2009 wrote:
Guy below me, that’s the whole point of the joke.

Guy below that, I’m not sure if hosting a crippling, years-long smack habit is really that much better than lurking on a message board.
Anonymous, on Jun 3, 2009 wrote:
Hey this guys been in twice now, diff picture though last year.
Anonymous, on Jun 1, 2009 wrote:
man finds something other to do with life then lurking in Vice message board. Vice responds by brushing own ego.
HJ is back! Honest Joe says:, on May 30, 2009 wrote:
nice guy with a mean heroine addiction
your mom, on May 29, 2009 wrote:
Let’s play guess which drugs ruined his life. I’m saying acid with a touch of cocaine.
housecat, on May 29, 2009 wrote:
:’(
Anonymous, on May 26, 2009 wrote:
You should record and post those phone calls.
Anonymous, on May 25, 2009 wrote:
why does the puppet need a mic stand?
Anonymous, on May 22, 2009 wrote:
to be honest with you he did do all the work. i had to close my eyes and think of fourteen year old girls while he blew me.
Anonymous, on May 22, 2009 wrote:
motherfucker
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