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When newly out dads ditch their families for Frisco and squeeze their 50-year-old buns into a pair of biker briefs and head to the pride parade it’s so here, queer, and used-to-it that they give the whole city a hard-on.

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Anonymous, on Jul 31, 2009 wrote:
there should be rules against htis
Anonymous, on Jul 16, 2009 wrote:
It’s Amsterdam. There are 3 Xs on the post. It’s on the city flag / coat of arms. And spare the stupid XXX sex jokes, because they are simply St. Andrew’s crosses.
malathion, on Jun 26, 2009 wrote:
imagine sitting beside him on a canal cruise and having to tell him you weren’t gay for nearly an hour after you’d just smoked a big ass joint of "purple haze orange dayglow northern lights white widow " whatever .
thewaythecookiecrumbles, on Jun 17, 2009 wrote:
My vagina just clamped shut like a frightened oyster.
Stanleyhalen, on Jun 11, 2009 wrote:

He could take the bollard, no problem.

The angle is perfect.
country fried steak, on May 29, 2009 wrote:
trolling
Anonymous, on May 26, 2009 wrote:
that post behind his ass dosent help him at all.
Anonymous, on May 25, 2009 wrote:
If it was really Frisco, the only thing he’d be wearing would be a metal cock ring. Plus that’s a far too sparse, aged and fully-clothed crowd to be pride. This would be a good example of the speculative people watching game known as Gay, Dork or Gay-Dork. I’m leaning third column here, but he could be mid if this is indeed Amsterdam.
Anonymous, on May 23, 2009 wrote:
Defo Amsterdam guys. What a legend, no shame at all. Gotta give him credit, even if you think he’s a fag.
Anonymous, on May 20, 2009 wrote:
It’s AMSTERDAM you can tell from the XXX logo on the street furniture - god you never get stoned?
Anonymous, on May 20, 2009 wrote:
you lazy FUCKS!!!
Anonymous, on May 19, 2009 wrote:
I think they take extra long weekend.
Anonymous, on May 19, 2009 wrote:
Is someone on vacation at Dos and Donts?
Anonymous, on May 19, 2009 wrote:
Sorry, that’s not SF, windows are completely wrong....
Anonymous, on May 19, 2009 wrote:
new do and don’ts pleeeeeeease.
Anonymous, on May 18, 2009 wrote:
this guy couldn’t possibly be a biker as everybody so adamantly states. look at his legs. look at his thighs. they’re much too pretty
Anonymous, on May 18, 2009 wrote:
Change this shit out already. From last week. Snore.
aahhhhB, on May 18, 2009 wrote:
I love the giant phallic metal rod sticking out dangerously close to his bum. all he needs to do is just "accidentally" fall back and then he’d be set
Anonymous, on May 18, 2009 wrote:
he should just put on some rollerblades and head over to central park where he and his shorts belong
Anonymous, on May 18, 2009 wrote:
If he’s trying to get some male attention he really ought to leave the backpack and fannypack behind.. doesn’t he know it obscures the view?
Anonymous, on May 18, 2009 wrote:
i think i know where that post might be going.
Anonymous, on May 15, 2009 wrote:
Gary’s wife knew all along he was up to something. I think it was a good idea to avoid the Dr. Phil show...

m/r
Anonymous, on May 15, 2009 wrote:
SHMAMSTERDAM

BORING.
people puff herb anywhere....everywhere
Anonymous, on May 15, 2009 wrote:
I called it Frisco on purpose cuz I know how it gets your panties in a bunch. S.F sucks...sure it’s pretty and all, but the people that live there are just a little full of themselves.
Anonymous, on May 15, 2009 wrote:
other than being a flamer the only other possible conclusion for wearing this is amsterdam is mushrooms and i’m pretty sure they closed all the smartshops last year so i think that can be ruled out.
Anonymous, on May 15, 2009 wrote:
his cap is having its own spy vs spy eternal battle
Anonymous, on May 15, 2009 wrote:
other than the shorts? the shorts might as well be a sandwich sign that says "i like taking wangs up the pooper"
pizzaface, on May 15, 2009 wrote:
he’s so gay, even the pole wants some!
Anonymous, on May 15, 2009 wrote:
Other than the shorts, what might conceivably lead one to believe the guy is gay? This is obviously Europe, not S.F., so it might just be a bad Euro-fashion choice.
Anonymous, on May 14, 2009 wrote:
brah that’s amsterdam, not sf... how dare you!
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