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He’s moving the hat from right to left because tonight’s the night he graduates from prick to full-on shithead.

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Anonymous, on Oct 2, 2009 wrote:
A SD THANG!...This guy got sold on the Jabbawockeez....a true customer of the brand!~
Anonymous, on Oct 1, 2009 wrote:
Armory is a store and brand outta San Diego, Calif. They have stores in Chicago, London, Tokyo and Korea. Shame cause there gear is pretty dope. They are also responsible for some of the leargest bboy competitions in the World.
Anonymous, on Oct 1, 2009 wrote:
who is, no nevermind. i don’t give a fuck who armory is because any group making t shirt unless they are for sale is gay as shit.
Anonymous, on Sep 29, 2009 wrote:
awww man, he’s rocking an armory t! wow! armory cats don’t get down like that lol damn, it hurts to see this.
Anonymous, on Aug 30, 2009 wrote:
maybe he’s figured it out by now, but too easy to poke fun at
Anonymous, on Jul 8, 2009 wrote:
army of one. posse of one.
housecat, on May 29, 2009 wrote:
JNCO pants are a DO
Anonymous, on May 22, 2009 wrote:
is everyone trying to get a job writing for vice. How could every comment sound the same.
Anonymous, on May 22, 2009 wrote:
WOW! I remember the 90s
Anonymous, on May 21, 2009 wrote:
What the fuckies?
Anonymous, on May 21, 2009 wrote:
i would for sure kick his ass in a arm wresling match or dominate him in bloody knuckles soo easy ...i bet i even got a highr score on dance revolution ... id steal his smirnoff ice and steal his cellphone
Anonymous, on May 21, 2009 wrote:
i wouldent feel bad at all if i was selling that guy fake drugs , infact i would tear off a peice of paper off the floor and tell him its "heady" lsd and id feel great for some fucked up reason , lets weed out the neon blue geurillas from the crowd and castrate him and send him to iceland , i mean he looks ready for some type of conflict that envovles some serious dance moves , .... he molests obese down syndrome patients at the hospital he works at . slap that guy for not knowing what molly is ... and then slap him again for creeping out all the cute girls ...fresh to def
Anonymous, on May 20, 2009 wrote:
His mother still writes me.
Anonymous, on May 20, 2009 wrote:
He hasn’t even pulled them pants down, they are the same pair he’s been wearing since he was 10 and refuses to part with them.
Anonymous, on May 19, 2009 wrote:
"hardcore ravers dress code"??? Dumbshit late 90s Paul Van Dyke loving American raver dress code more like. The people that made going out and taking loads of drugs and dancing all night not cool anymore by the simple expedient of dressing like fucking retards and listening to the shittiest electronic music available at that time.
Anonymous, on May 19, 2009 wrote:
Where are the rest of his legs? He looks like a broke-ass Cotton Hill.
Anonymous, on May 19, 2009 wrote:
FIrst & Foremost those there pants aren’t ORDINARY Pants..Those are UFO’s, limited edition in Blue/purple Camo.

An essential piece of any hardcore ravers dress code.

Secondly, the Armory Posse is Hella Hard body, bustin’ moves like no one’s bitness.

So you go figure it out, all you NEGATIVE NANCY’s!
TonyFunfetti, on May 19, 2009 wrote:
Can’t those pants transform into a book bag?
country fried steak, on May 18, 2009 wrote:
are the people in the background there to see him?
Anonymous, on May 18, 2009 wrote:
I suspect he is actually european. he has that whole "trying really hard to look like atypical american" thing going. the nyc hat and the army pants.... I smell a Parisian.
Anonymous, on May 18, 2009 wrote:
the sad thing is, its not even a fashion thing. he is just hiding elephantiasis of the thighs.. more commonly known as "thunda things"
Anonymous, on May 16, 2009 wrote:
haha this is how most of the posters look like!
Anonymous, on May 15, 2009 wrote:
dewd, hes part of the armory posse
Anonymous, on May 15, 2009 wrote:
How short are his fucking legs?
Anonymous, on May 15, 2009 wrote:
i just know he’s had those pants for 15 years. let it go, boss.
Anonymous, on May 15, 2009 wrote:
ravers must like getting patted down all the time. that is the only reason i can think of to wear this horrible shit.
Anonymous, on May 15, 2009 wrote:
beware the zombie ravers. they dance towards you very slowly but the put up a mean fight.
pizzaface, on May 15, 2009 wrote:
hassle hoff gets hassled.
Anonymous, on May 14, 2009 wrote:
your team
Anonymous, on May 14, 2009 wrote:
i know this guy. he’s just being ironic.
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