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When something happens to you in a shirt it’s important to hang on to that shirt and wear it out over another shirt from time to time so the world will never forget that one time a thing happened.

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Anonymous, on Nov 7, 2009 wrote:
Who Farted?!
Anonymous, on Oct 15, 2009 wrote:
this guy is a total babe. contact me, seriously
Anonymous, on Sep 23, 2009 wrote:
if that’s the best stache you can grow you should get rid of the beard. you end up looking like a quaker.
clearthought, on Sep 21, 2009 wrote:
When there’s nothing left to burn you have to set yourself on fire. Dude took it to heart.
Anonymous, on Sep 20, 2009 wrote:
fucking endearing if I’ve ever seen it.
makes me want to hug his tragedies away
Anonymous, on Sep 20, 2009 wrote:
fucking endearing if I’ve ever seen it.
makes me want to hug his tragedies away
marinesnow, on Sep 9, 2009 wrote:
i’m so glad a friend of mine sent this to vice.
Anonymous, on Jul 15, 2009 wrote:
Get off the methadone and you’ll stop dropping lit cigs...
Anonymous, on Jun 5, 2009 wrote:
Spare some change?
Anonymous, on Jun 4, 2009 wrote:
wonderful, this man looks divine- as usual.
Anonymous, on May 31, 2009 wrote:
Like him.
Anonymous, on May 22, 2009 wrote:
HAHA.. i love this.
Anonymous, on May 21, 2009 wrote:
dont but hot, still!
country fried steak, on May 18, 2009 wrote:
was he painting a burning building??
Anonymous, on May 17, 2009 wrote:
It’s a reminder for everyone of what NOT to do.
Anonymous, on May 16, 2009 wrote:
another go back and check to see if they posted it photo. giggles
Anonymous, on May 15, 2009 wrote:
clearly, he was paying attention during the ’stop, drop & roll’ demonstration
Anonymous, on May 14, 2009 wrote:
Dudes on his way to his school re-union wearing what was left of his old uniform after a drunk dial conversation with his ex
Anonymous, on May 14, 2009 wrote:
yeah, especially if that one thing happened to be the time you took your lighter and lit your shirt on fire.
Anonymous, on May 11, 2009 wrote:
Word. I still have the jeans from a bike crash that almost took my right testicle.
Anonymous, on May 11, 2009 wrote:
i know they say lightning only strikes once but dude, you are asking for it
tammy faye, on May 11, 2009 wrote:
it’s like someone used a flamethrower on him but he caught the flame and threw it back
Anonymous, on May 10, 2009 wrote:
I was there! I was the one who told him to stop, drop, and roll. It was hilarious, really. We still talk about it.
Anonymous, on May 9, 2009 wrote:
I wanna fuck the shit out of this guy.
pizzaface, on May 9, 2009 wrote:
hes a pioneer
Anonymous, on May 9, 2009 wrote:
inferior mustache, superior beard; take me with a heady lust that causes friction burns -like the ones that shirt tells of.
Anonymous, on May 8, 2009 wrote:
DONT
Anonymous, on May 8, 2009 wrote:
This would be better if it were more random and less posed, and the shirt had some mystique about it instead of being donned overtop another green shirt as some kind of in-your-face fashionnnnaahh I don’t care anymore.
Anonymous, on May 8, 2009 wrote:
i have yet to hear that band friendly fires but this guy should be their mascot
Anonymous, on May 8, 2009 wrote:
oh my god you guys are such drama queens. why does everything have to be taken as a fashion statement, and why do you assume everybody spends three hours in front of their mirror every day. bob just god done raking the goddamn leaves and cleaning the gutters, leave the guy alone and bring him a cold bud from the fridge.
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