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Fuck “the love between a bird and fish.” The furthest distance in the world right now is the space between this beard and my fists. Comments/Enlarge | See all


I’m starting to think that the septum ring and the surface piercings and the connector chains and the filthy camo shirt with Discharge patches holding together the shoulder are all pretty integral to the overall shaved-headed look. When you take them away you just sort of look like you’re on your way home from concentration camp. Comments/Enlarge | See all








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All those ad agencies were right. Cigarettes and shades can make any asshole look like a totally cool dude.

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uly, on Sep 1, 2009 wrote:
if you can crack whip its in your ass then you are a gay man’s number one fantasy.
Anonymous, on Jul 31, 2009 wrote:
there’s nothing better than beach afternoon drunks. nothing. i wish i was there now with a tecate and a bottle of lortabs.
Anonymous, on May 18, 2009 wrote:
i provided form. Deal with it...
anonymouse, on May 8, 2009 wrote:
i generally have a rule against hanging out with dumbasses. this is an exception to the rule.
Anonymous, on May 1, 2009 wrote:
R.I.P. Hunter S. Thompson
Anonymous, on Apr 20, 2009 wrote:
Yes...And it’s also true that unemployed negroes with no sense of humour drink a lot of malt liquor.
Anonymous, on Apr 16, 2009 wrote:
is this what making an ass out of yourself means?
dingo dick, on Apr 16, 2009 wrote:
i really hope he did this after repeated attempts by his lady to start stupid conversations
Anonymous, on Apr 15, 2009 wrote:
I was going to make a can of nitrous joke but the first anonymous beat me to it
mike d, on Apr 15, 2009 wrote:
prob smoking menthols. you know keep the breath a bit fresher.
Anonymous, on Apr 15, 2009 wrote:
haha, those fun drunken sunny days when anything is possible and the possibility o someone saying this was faggy just wouldnt cross your mind. hurry back sun.
Anonymous, on Apr 15, 2009 wrote:
hahaha, this is hilarious, caught me off guard with that one sly bastards.
Anonymous, on Apr 15, 2009 wrote:
what is his nose made out of? or do I not want to know?
Anonymous, on Apr 15, 2009 wrote:
hahah look at vice with the corny jokes. nice.
Anonymous, on Apr 14, 2009 wrote:
just wait until he "sneezes"
Anonymous, on Apr 14, 2009 wrote:
That asshole should be smoking...not faking it.
Anonymous, on Apr 14, 2009 wrote:
lifeguard on doodie
rabies babies, on Apr 14, 2009 wrote:
if he can squeeze a bottle of mexican beer in there with a lime i’ll really be impressed.
Anonymous, on Apr 14, 2009 wrote:
yeah that looks like most steely dan fans i know.
Anonymous, on Apr 14, 2009 wrote:
Cigarettes, shades, AND Steely Dan.
Anonymous, on Apr 14, 2009 wrote:
if you have to sag you gotta dress that shit up a little. this guy has the right idea.
Anonymous, on Apr 14, 2009 wrote:
this is pretty much the polar opposite of the girl above this, in more ways than one.
Anonymous, on Apr 14, 2009 wrote:
this could be a postcard at a rundown florida gift shop right next to the alligator claw keychains and shark tooth necklaces.
Anonymous, on Apr 14, 2009 wrote:
I finally found the photog in the reflection. It appears there is something else in the foreground and it might be a mummy.
poozer, on Apr 14, 2009 wrote:
i think these two have the same asscrack dermatologist

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Anonymous, on Apr 14, 2009 wrote:
My that’s a very peachy completion for a smoker...
Anonymous, on Apr 14, 2009 wrote:
This asshole has taken one too many hot-potatoes from a tennis-ball machine... literally.
Anonymous, on Apr 14, 2009 wrote:
gross, look he had a mole removed.
Anonymous, on Apr 14, 2009 wrote:
it’s the reality version of state troopers being complete assholes
lazy eyez killa, on Apr 14, 2009 wrote:
i wonder what happens when he rolls over. is it a party party goodtimes wooly mammoth?
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