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I don’t know about exploring the inner workings of the universe with E. The first couple of hours can be great but how about the last three hours of lying in bed a day later with the fear, frantically trying to jerk off to lessen the pain? Comments/Enlarge | See all








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Or you could just move to Australia and open a death-rock accounting firm named after a Birthday Party song with your ex-skinhead green-card wife. Your call.

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Anonymous, on Jun 19, 2009 wrote:
i love you two, your so cute. its obvious that some cant get over the fact that there are people out there whos idea of style doesnt consist of target catalogue dreaming. people always want to hate on the ones who live life and have fun. we all know what the people who hate on this thing look like or well, we dont, they are just another boring part of the scenery. lovecats forevr, you and me. maxxxxxx
Anonymous, on May 27, 2009 wrote:
I like cheese.
Anonymous, on May 16, 2009 wrote:
oh yes, you’ve really arrived when you end up on Vice’s ’dont’s’ list
Anonymous, on May 16, 2009 wrote:
how do they tell each other’s clothes apart? or do they share?
pizzaface, on May 15, 2009 wrote:
i think this picture IS from Australia
Anonymous, on May 12, 2009 wrote:
NO ONE should move to Australia under any circumstances
Anonymous, on May 11, 2009 wrote:
hahaha....I cant believe Im getting burnt in VICE!! Im so excited!!! :D hahaha
Anonymous, on May 2, 2009 wrote:
Looking like this hasn’t been culturally relevant since the 80’s. There are few things more sad than staying too long at a party that was already over before you arrived.
Anonymous, on Apr 27, 2009 wrote:
fuck off, Vice. next thing i know you’ll be hailing deathrock and batcave as the new "cool".
Anonymous, on Apr 24, 2009 wrote:
Hot topic just made a killing off them.
Anonymous, on Apr 21, 2009 wrote:
Really? Nothing like goths to turn up at any event and look totally twee and ridiculous. I’ll bet they bought their outfits specially for the day. The dude hasn’t even shaved the sides of his head...
Anonymous, on Apr 21, 2009 wrote:
Melbourne Punk Pub Crawl ’08 perhaps?
Anonymous, on Apr 21, 2009 wrote:
Deathrock: when chunky goth girls get their boyfriends to take a day off from their IT jobs and go ’punk rock’ for the day
Anonymous, on Apr 20, 2009 wrote:
A big fat lol at those that cant even write Deathrock correctly...this Dont fails due to that alone.
Anonymous, on Apr 17, 2009 wrote:
What was your comment?
Anonymous, on Apr 17, 2009 wrote:
how is death rock a don’t?
Anonymous, on Apr 16, 2009 wrote:
hahahaha you deleted my comment. so insecure.
Anonymous, on Apr 16, 2009 wrote:
it looks like nuclear holocaust is going on behind the store.
Anonymous, on Apr 16, 2009 wrote:
despite all my rage i am still just a ra... what the fuck is going on here?!
Anonymous, on Apr 16, 2009 wrote:
nothing like dressing up in your sunday’s finest to hit up the independent grocer. psst... check the expiration dates!
Anonymous, on Apr 16, 2009 wrote:
You know, these days there isn’t much of a line between this and country fans.
dingo dick, on Apr 16, 2009 wrote:
holy beetlejuice linejudge!
Anonymous, on Apr 15, 2009 wrote:
their motto is stay high look punk
Anonymous, on Apr 15, 2009 wrote:
these two must be from california.. they seem so easy
Anonymous, on Apr 15, 2009 wrote:
something weird is going on with that guys suspenders
Anonymous, on Apr 15, 2009 wrote:
how do they get their heads into cars...? maybe they have convertibles.?
Anonymous, on Apr 14, 2009 wrote:
sometimes there is only one insane enough fish in the sea. it’s nice they found each other.
Anonymous, on Apr 14, 2009 wrote:
"That doesn’t even make sense. The Do/Don’ts the last few weeks have SUCKED."

Read the previous DO.
www.viceland.com/int/dd.php?id=1839
halzer, on Apr 14, 2009 wrote:
fake tanner? where?
Anonymous, on Apr 14, 2009 wrote:
I can’t believe no one has commented on the fact that a GOTH is wearing fake tanner!
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