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Trying to picture the kind of father responsible for this 40-year-old, trade-show X-man is like a 21st-century zen koan, only instead of enlightened you just get really, really angry.

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Anonymous, on Oct 22, 2009 wrote:
weed candy? WEED CANDY????
Anonymous, on Oct 20, 2009 wrote:
That guy is a retard. His name is Vanilla something and he sells weed candy at stupid parties. He is the biggest, fattest poser ever. I would pay you to throw up in his hair.
Anonymous, on Oct 15, 2009 wrote:
this guy is buckled, i just wanna break his fingers
Anonymous, on Oct 1, 2009 wrote:
looks like james hetfield from metallica
Anonymous, on Sep 28, 2009 wrote:
"WTF, tourist OR mildly retarded local, you make the call vicers"

there isn’t much that separates the two.
Anonymous, on Sep 25, 2009 wrote:
WTF, tourist OR mildly retarded local, you make the call vicers
your mom, on Jul 29, 2009 wrote:
Someone please, please, please kick this guy in the nuts.
Anonymous, on Jul 20, 2009 wrote:
if he’s a DJ or something he’s cool... if he’s in a band then he’s an asshole
malathion, on Jun 26, 2009 wrote:
he is exactly why christian music offends me
Anonymous, on Jun 13, 2009 wrote:
umm...im pretty sure he was a character on laguna beach?? haha
Anonymous, on May 16, 2009 wrote:
gets his hairstyle from wolverine
Anonymous, on May 3, 2009 wrote:
RE: Poster below me... "Rhode Island School of Douchebags"?
Anonymous, on May 2, 2009 wrote:
i think this guy graduated from a certain hipster home base called RISD...
Anonymous, on Apr 30, 2009 wrote:
This is actually Robert Downey Jr. practicing for his next method acting roll: the human tampon
Anonymous, on Apr 30, 2009 wrote:
X-man or ex-man?
Anonymous, on Apr 25, 2009 wrote:
what is he doing with his hand
Anonymous, on Apr 24, 2009 wrote:
Summer’s Eve
Anonymous, on Apr 18, 2009 wrote:
he is so flippin hot... I want to give him a handjob with my mouth.
sKILLz, on Apr 17, 2009 wrote:
First off what is he wearing?
Then whats with the wanna be down gang signs?
WTF is that scarf?
All around bad!
Anonymous, on Apr 15, 2009 wrote:
this is why gwar don’t tour no more
Anonymous, on Apr 15, 2009 wrote:
he’s wolverine but yet he can shoot webs from his hands like spidey
Anonymous, on Apr 14, 2009 wrote:
i think i saw one of the jonas brothers wearing this same outfit at the teen choice awards
Anonymous, on Apr 14, 2009 wrote:
these "i may be old but i have a young soul" guys piss me off. yeah, man, that is exactly the reason you suck.
Anonymous, on Apr 14, 2009 wrote:
how is it possible to put this much effort into being a douche?
Anonymous, on Apr 13, 2009 wrote:
Honey, have you seen my douchebag eliminator?
Anonymous, on Apr 13, 2009 wrote:
questionably related, but this guy is what reminded me of it, so here it is. yesterday i saw a guy waiting in a black minivan with 2 "HATERS BEWARE" decals, one on the passenger side of the windshield and one on the back window, perfectly centered in the blade wipe spot.
megabreath, on Apr 13, 2009 wrote:
this looks like the guy in front of you at the ticket window who swears they are on the guestlist even after the dude has looked three times to no avail. give it up man, the band members dont consider you a friend.
jesse, on Apr 12, 2009 wrote:
wow
Anonymous, on Apr 12, 2009 wrote:
this is what happens when you do things to kids like on the previous page. 40 year old, delusional douchebag. congrats vice, its a boy. now go clean up the messy shit it just made.
Anonymous, on Apr 11, 2009 wrote:
This guys looks like he’s really uncool or something, right kids?
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