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As much as we want to like Teddy boys for de-fagging mod, we just can’t shake the fact they look like someone combined a welfare production of Bye Bye Birdie with the opposite of a beauty pageant.

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Anonymous, on Oct 28, 2009 wrote:
they are why punks dead!!!!
Anonymous, on Aug 4, 2009 wrote:
grease!
Anonymous, on Jul 25, 2009 wrote:
danzig!!!
Anonymous, on May 3, 2009 wrote:
If these guys are British, then this is the nuts. If they are colonials, then throw them in the flames.
Anonymous, on May 2, 2009 wrote:
americans make shit punks
Anonymous, on Apr 18, 2009 wrote:
nicholas cage’s alcoholic brother
Anonymous, on Apr 16, 2009 wrote:
I agree with the guy below, a week or two on the crack pipe has turned these 2 into a couple of pale sweaty creeps. and that forced smile from dude on the right is really hiding his paranoia at a camera being shoved in his face. hehehehhee, they look like theyd b right at home in hamilton NZ!!
Anonymous, on Apr 12, 2009 wrote:
COUPLE OF SWEATY FUCKING CUNTS
Anonymous, on Apr 3, 2009 wrote:
the confederacy may not be taking home any "History’s Nice Guys" awards anytime soon, but they are nowhere near as big assholes as the nazis.
Anonymous, on Mar 29, 2009 wrote:
Are you referring to Otto’s Shrunken Head?
Anonymous, on Mar 29, 2009 wrote:
Read the top of the page, genior, it was never a DO to begin with.
Anonymous, on Mar 24, 2009 wrote:
he wears nazi/fascist pins. is that still a do?
Anonymous, on Mar 23, 2009 wrote:
I wondered what Nicholas Cage had been up to.
Anonymous, on Mar 17, 2009 wrote:
I come from Brighton and don’t know of any meat-pie resturants.
Anonymous, on Mar 16, 2009 wrote:
"They look more like rockers."

Except the guy has on a fucking shirt that says "Teddy Boy." Teds did precede mods and rockers, but that doesn’t mean they ended when people decided to ride motorbikes. In the same way there are still (somehow) psychobillies at that tiki bar on 14th St every weekend, Teds live on in our hearts, in our council estates, and in various disgusting meat-pie restaurants scattered throughout Brighton and Blackpool.
Earl of Nightmare, on Mar 14, 2009 wrote:
They look more like rockers. Teds preceded them and the mods by about a decade.
Anonymous, on Mar 13, 2009 wrote:
no clue what all that shit meant, but the pirate buttons, and i can’t believe i typed the word buttons, makes me want to bury my foot in some asses!
Anonymous, on Mar 13, 2009 wrote:
Maybe he’s just a really big fan of the Dukes of Hazzard. I sure as shit was. Even had a shirt and cowboy hat I wore during the episodes like a true good ole boy.
enstigator, on Mar 13, 2009 wrote:
actually if it wasn’t for the awful screen print and the golfer cap this would be a pretty nice look.
Anonymous, on Mar 13, 2009 wrote:
They look cool. And fuck everyone who left a comment. I hope you all get killed dead by a having a garden hose inserted in your stinking fag anus’s until your foul smelling shite is backed up like a gay fag drain in to your belly and poisons you. Any chick here? I’m free Tuesdays, come down Pellici’s, luchtime - I have a fag behind my ear. I show you a good time!
awesomer, on Mar 12, 2009 wrote:
the confederate states are in ’MERICA, that’s the point of my comment. this guy looks real British to me
Anonymous, on Mar 12, 2009 wrote:
PLEASE. Everybody quit arguing about stupid British shit on the internet.
Anonymous, on Mar 12, 2009 wrote:
"teds came before mods."

But they also existed past mods into the 70s and they adopted a lot of mod styles without wearing them as faggily. The caption only says they defagged the mods, not that they came from them.
Anonymous, on Mar 12, 2009 wrote:
if i had a pet chimp, i would kindly ask him in ASL to rip these motherfucker’s faces off, and bring them to me so i could use them to wipe my ass
Anonymous, on Mar 12, 2009 wrote:
i really wanted to see this musical whee the pirate falls in love with the racist biker punk and they have awesome adventures in each others anus’, but turns out id rather watch cspan
Anonymous, on Mar 12, 2009 wrote:
teds came before mods. if they’re going to write a dont the information should at least be correct.
Anonymous, on Mar 12, 2009 wrote:
beer bellies and belt buckles are only ok if your name is bogan and you drive for crookes trucking.
Anonymous, on Mar 12, 2009 wrote:
can’t anyone see that this is Lenny & Squiggy?
Anonymous, on Mar 12, 2009 wrote:
is that the singer from hillbilly casino?
Anonymous, on Mar 12, 2009 wrote:
YEAH BUT WHO WOULD YOU WANT ALONGSIDE YOU ON A FIGHT? MOD OR ROCKER? A GUY WHO’S GONNA WORRY ABOUT HIS CLOTHES AND HAIRDO OR A GUY WHO’S ONLY GONNA LOOK COOLER WITH BLOOD ALL OVER HIS FACE?
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