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What the fuck are you glowering about? If that sexball let me put my freckly hands all over her person I'd be doing dances with her that make Skeritt Boy look like a tree-sloth who hates sex, not getting into staring problems with every other guy in the room. I guess heavy hangs the face that wears the tits. Comments/Enlarge | See all


I guess it’s OK to jauntily perch atop an old lady’s bike if you look like the French Dennis Wilson (I want that jacket). Comments/Enlarge | See all








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Will somebody please pass me a magnum of champagne so that I might christen the USS Ass Worship?

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Anonymous, on Oct 7, 2009 wrote:
all you fucking fappers. you’re about to take over my hatred throne that right now belongs to the word "fail."
Anonymous, on Oct 5, 2009 wrote:
"i dont even need to see her face, that ass is all class"x2 MMMmnm, i’d love to come up behind that and gently lift that skirt...fapfapfap
Anonymous, on Sep 17, 2009 wrote:
i’d hit it.
Anonymous, on Aug 26, 2009 wrote:
probably don’t even have to do back thrusts on that. you just bounce off.
Anonymous, on Aug 25, 2009 wrote:
You can tell this pic was submitted as a don’t for "incorrect shoe" issues, I’m glad the reviewer overlooked it and filed it as the stupendous DO it actually is...
Anonymous, on Aug 19, 2009 wrote:
lose the nikes and we’ll talk.
Anonymous, on Aug 3, 2009 wrote:
if your ass is like this and you get hemmoroids do you still need a doughnut?
Anonymous, on Jul 23, 2009 wrote:
I’m mesmerized.
Anonymous, on Jul 15, 2009 wrote:
okay this picture is driving me absolutely bonkers
Anonymous, on Jun 7, 2009 wrote:
You know, all you full-of-shits out there who’ve got the gall to call this girl too fat, etc... would be really disappointed with yourselves if she stood up and did a full turn around to reveal she’s got a phenomenal body and beautiful face.
Anonymous, on May 24, 2009 wrote:
Prague!
killfuck, on May 4, 2009 wrote:
facesitting.
Anonymous, on Apr 23, 2009 wrote:
i dont even need to see her face, that ass is all class.
Anonymous, on Apr 9, 2009 wrote:
cellulite!!!! cellulite!!!! you are a pathetic piece of shit Mr. april 1st.
Anonymous, on Apr 8, 2009 wrote:
"Whipers" you can see her lips movin but ya cant hear what they are sayin
Anonymous, on Apr 5, 2009 wrote:
which one?
Anonymous, on Apr 1, 2009 wrote:
i’m glad shes wearing black stocking so we can’t see all that cellulite
Anonymous, on Mar 22, 2009 wrote:
I’d like it better with different shoes. Those are ruining it for me a bit.
Anonymous, on Mar 18, 2009 wrote:
AMEN!
Anonymous, on Mar 17, 2009 wrote:
hey vice here’s a big don’t: don’t let quiznos or axe body spray ads ram their cocks so far into your throat that they come out in your do’s and don’t’s section.
Anonymous, on Mar 13, 2009 wrote:
totally agree, much love!
Anonymous, on Mar 13, 2009 wrote:
i agree, his ass is amazing
Anonymous, on Mar 13, 2009 wrote:
Just beautiful...
Anonymous, on Mar 12, 2009 wrote:
i’d want it for a long weekend. you’d need a third day to properly take care of that landmass.
duck duck goose, on Mar 12, 2009 wrote:
what i wouldn’t give to see that in bonnie raitt jeans circa "let’s give em something to talk about." a sight for sore eyes.
Anonymous, on Mar 12, 2009 wrote:
my girlfriend has a similar ass and her farts are reallllly quiet and short. and rare. like, i wasn’t sure that they were farts or a sound her shoe made until i asked her.
Anonymous, on Mar 12, 2009 wrote:
Hell Yeah!! I’ll bow to that!!
Anonymous, on Mar 12, 2009 wrote:
I want one of those for the weekend.
Anonymous, on Mar 11, 2009 wrote:
I’d eat shrimp scampi off that thang.
Anonymous, on Mar 11, 2009 wrote:
I aint usually a fan of Nikes but the one’s she’s flexing are proper. Decent ass as well.
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