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If you want your Gran to stop being such an old-fashioned prude just find a way to get her out of the house and show her what kids are into these days, like taking her to a hardcore show or one of those emo sex-parties she keeps hearing about.

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Ocampo, on Feb 28, 2010 wrote:
i cant help but be attracted to young emo even if shes not joking. emo sex parties? any emo party is basically just a bunch of average intelligent people date raping idiots on extasy or special k.
Anonymous, on Feb 1, 2010 wrote:
Never has my penis been more confused...
Anonymous, on Jan 15, 2010 wrote:
I think I just came in my mouth a little.
Anonymous, on Nov 5, 2009 wrote:
"Hey EMOs do not copulate."

They do.. whilst spitting "sherbert" in eachothers mouths and licking their bloody scars....

*screams SCREAMO!!!!!!!!*

Q. T. Getomov, on Nov 5, 2009 wrote:
She makes my dinky feel stiff. I think it’s rigor mortis
Anonymous, on Nov 5, 2009 wrote:
HAHHA
Anonymous, on Sep 5, 2009 wrote:
marilyn manson IN THA HOUSE...YO!!!!!
drlmg, on Sep 1, 2009 wrote:
Stanleyhalen

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Stanleyhalen, on Jun 15, 2009 wrote:

I thought Phil Spectors bail was revoked?

that’s very good!!
Anonymous, on Jul 6, 2009 wrote:
We brits had been wonderin woteva happened to Magenta Devine (real name Kim Taylor) perhaps most known for presenting the youth travel programme, Rough Guide on BBC2 in the 1990’s... Apparently, "Magenta today assists Trading Standards". Right. That made the trip to wikipedia so much more worth while.
Anonymous, on Jul 6, 2009 wrote:
you know, ten years ago i would have thought "emo pixie" would look cute but what the fuck was i thinking?
Anonymous, on Jul 5, 2009 wrote:
I don’t know it’s gender, but the little pink thing is adorable.
Stanleyhalen, on Jun 15, 2009 wrote:

I thought Phil Spectors bail was revoked?
Anonymous, on Jun 4, 2009 wrote:
for the person who wrote:
oh the one on the right looks like my ex.

mine too and i still have nightmares, i did a lot of drugs back then. was she from berlin by any chance? named paula?
Anonymous, on May 29, 2009 wrote:
Grandma had a hard life.
Anonymous, on Apr 27, 2009 wrote:
chitty chitty bang bang. child catcher.
Anonymous, on Apr 10, 2009 wrote:
emo sex parties? those exist?
Anonymous, on Mar 20, 2009 wrote:
That girl on the left is the kind of girl you only find in large towns in the Northwest, places Warrington, Wigan, Carlisle...like their own tribe...
Anonymous, on Mar 13, 2009 wrote:
This is the horrible future I envisioned.
Anonymous, on Mar 12, 2009 wrote:
It’s like Trinnie and Susannah, Extreme Edition
Anonymous, on Mar 8, 2009 wrote:
oh the one on the right looks like my ex.
Anonymous, on Mar 8, 2009 wrote:
That old lady used to be a man. I found out the hard way!
barrack obama, on Mar 7, 2009 wrote:
I heart huckabees part deux?
Anonymous, on Mar 6, 2009 wrote:
Good evening Ms.Ramone!!

Hey EMOs do not copulate.
jizzmopper, on Mar 6, 2009 wrote:
i think she needs one of those adrenaline shots like in pulp fiction, i just don’t know anyone that would volunteer to get close enough to her to do it. not to mention if you got anywhere near a boob you’d have a lot of gunk to clean up.
Anonymous, on Mar 6, 2009 wrote:
I’d hit the burn victim to get to Pinky Tuskadero
Anonymous, on Mar 5, 2009 wrote:
good caption. finally.
Anonymous, on Mar 5, 2009 wrote:
the perfect time to party is right when you get out of the hospital still hopped up on morphine. it’s similar to waking up still drunk and before the hangover hits you’re already knee deep in a half-eaten brunch and a six bottles of champagne and oj.
Anonymous, on Mar 5, 2009 wrote:
is this one of those people i’ve heard about that are aborted but somehow fight through and survive? looks like she might be a few genes short of a pool.
Anonymous, on Mar 5, 2009 wrote:
iq over/under on the right - double digits or not?
Anonymous, on Mar 5, 2009 wrote:
shes not a grandma! shes a tween with progeria!
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