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Evidently this marketer's wet dream doesn't realize that having blue flames shoot out the bottom of your shorts just makes it look like you want the world to know you're never not farting.

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Anonymous, on Nov 6, 2009 wrote:
a DO from the 94 issue ?
Anonymous, on Oct 8, 2009 wrote:
what sport is this dude dressed for?
Anonymous, on Aug 4, 2009 wrote:
OMG!!!!!!! what a fag!!!!
Anonymous, on Jul 8, 2009 wrote:
if that’s a glow stick in your pants my dick’s really pleased to see you
Anonymous, on Jul 7, 2009 wrote:
my instincts tell me he gives great head. they are never wrong
Anonymous, on Jun 21, 2009 wrote:
MOUNTAIN DEW CODE RED.
Anonymous, on Jun 3, 2009 wrote:
did someone tell the boy that acid house parties @ Spectrum or Shoom were long ago far away ?

Oochy Koochy
Anonymous, on May 28, 2009 wrote:
Totally techno guuuuy!!!
Anonymous, on Apr 21, 2009 wrote:
If you think punk is still alive and/or listen to the prodigy’s new album your only one small step from this asshole
Anonymous, on Mar 30, 2009 wrote:
extreme....to the max!
Anonymous, on Mar 27, 2009 wrote:
I bet that this dude is dutch
Anonymous, on Mar 13, 2009 wrote:
what. the. fuck?
Anonymous, on Mar 12, 2009 wrote:
ASTROBOY of Suck.
Anonymous, on Mar 7, 2009 wrote:
He reminds me of that guy skeeter from Doug for some reason
Anonymous, on Mar 6, 2009 wrote:
AH. The other night me and my friends picked a couch off the sidewalk this EXACT colour and thought (drunken logic) that it would look amazing in our apartment. Definately a don’t. If it had blue flames it would maybe be
halfway cool in a kind of ugly-as-sin way but no, it’s just the BRIGHTEST ORANGE SOFA IN THE WORLD. Even so I thank de hoooly lord that I woke up next to that sofa rather than this guy.
Anonymous, on Mar 6, 2009 wrote:
HACK THE PLANET
Willy, on Mar 6, 2009 wrote:
I wouldn’t wear it but I enjoy its cheerfulness on him.
Anonymous, on Mar 4, 2009 wrote:
lame retardant bahhh
Anonymous, on Mar 3, 2009 wrote:
I could have dealt with this if it weren’t for the ringer collar. That revival is something that should never have happened.
Anonymous, on Mar 3, 2009 wrote:
he took the worst of everything and piled it so high it actually looks like it belongs on him. he may be a complete douche but at least he’s dedicated to his craft.
shep, on Mar 3, 2009 wrote:
sometimes people brag that something is one of a kind, but isn’t there a good reason behind it a lot of the time? the world doesn’t need another one of these guys or these shirts.
Anonymous, on Mar 2, 2009 wrote:
it looks like there are some retired jerseys hanging in the background, maybe he should retire his entire outfit, hair cut, hair color, and glasses and he’d look almost like a real person.
Anonymous, on Mar 2, 2009 wrote:
i like how he printed the stripes too thick so now they’re all wavy. they must look really fucked up right out of the dryer.
Anonymous, on Mar 2, 2009 wrote:
powerman 5000 sure rocked back in the day, but they aren’t taking to this millenium too well.
Anonymous, on Mar 2, 2009 wrote:
was this guy in a TAC australia ad last year??
Anonymous, on Mar 2, 2009 wrote:
john leguizamo is the pest
Anonymous, on Mar 1, 2009 wrote:
phashion volcano


m/r
exitement, on Feb 28, 2009 wrote:
jimmy urine is over.
Anonymous, on Feb 27, 2009 wrote:
do you have to special order yellow shoelaces or is that a local pickup sorta deal? i must be shopping in the wrong shoe stores.
Anonymous, on Feb 27, 2009 wrote:
this dude is confusing. he has cupid on an orange shirt and a person with a hand tattoo of a heart with rays shooting out of it. i’d say somewhere along the line he had mass confusion about his mother and he may also be colorblind. and shouldn’t cupid be shooting at the ’x’? what? is that arrow going to boomerang around and hit it all magic-like?
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