I don’t know about exploring the inner workings of the universe with E. The first couple of hours can be great but how about the last three hours of lying in bed a day later with the fear, frantically trying to jerk off to lessen the pain?Comments/Enlarge |
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On the whole, do you think society is becoming more or less sensitive to the profoundly mentally ill now that a lot of their care providers are in the private sector?Comments/Enlarge |
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Wow. Carrying around a jambox is one thing, but how into yourself have you got to be to set up an entire throne for your personality and read A Clockwork Orange while smoking cigarettes (he even brought his own little pocket ashtray with lid) like you're living out some 8th-grader in detention's fantasy of what living in New York is going to be like? The bottom half of his mirror must be permanently frosted in jizz.
Anonymous, on Oct 30, 2009 wrote: Jealousy is an ugly thing... respect!
Anonymous, on Oct 28, 2009 wrote: haha my bf has these pants in red
Anonymous, on Oct 16, 2009 wrote: this is half do and half don’t, he might be trolling irl, which is obviously both.
Rilo, on Sep 28, 2009 wrote: He would be a lot cooler for just the chair without trying so hard on the outfit.
Anonymous, on Aug 18, 2009 wrote: yummy!!!
Anonymous, on Jun 6, 2009 wrote: There’s something about this guy that I want to like, but you’re right, dragging out the chair and all the accessories is trying too hard which is the universal don’t.
Anonymous, on May 15, 2009 wrote: i walked by this dream slice that same day, and when our eyes met, (i mean when my eyes met his soul patch) i knew if he asked, i would totally let him eat me out. theres something about guys that have the face to sport a soul patch. 90s alternative dudes make me way too horny.
i just wish wish he would dress normal.
Anonymous, on Apr 18, 2009 wrote: You know why I don’t sit on ratty chairs like that? Scabies. You know why I don’t fuck ratty guys wearing ratty clothes that hang out trying to look cool in ratty, stained chairs on the motherfucking sidewalk? Scabies. Just looking at that guy makes me want to gargle with 8oz of Permethrin.
theballbreaker, on Apr 14, 2009 wrote: The person who told you just to be yourself gave you the worst advice possible.
Anonymous, on Apr 13, 2009 wrote: Ok, can all the overly earnest people with incisive, heartfelt commentary just go somewhere else, like the Chicken Soup for the Boring Soul website? We’ve all got our niches, and you, Sincere Art Lover, are not in yours right now.
theballbreaker, on Apr 13, 2009 wrote: This guy is not quite God...
but definitely above Jesus.
Anonymous, on Apr 12, 2009 wrote: he’s just a painter. that’s all. he’s a rad painter. everyone should just lighten up. he’s doing exactly what people have done in this city to make it so attractive and enticing. people like him are probably a little bit of why you’re all living here. google soho 80’s art or painters, etc. its the foundation of what new york is. a formula for success is to make something cool and then invite all the rich to buy into it. simple, classic formula. rich draining the rich while analyzing people like us. you got the money, we got the soul. but we’re willing to sell a bit to you for the right price. lets just all get along. you look just as silly sitting in your cubicle in that tie wondering if you should collect his paintings for their possible future value. check out LOVEISORIGINAL.COM. Its the REAL downtown scene. Love baby love.
Anonymous, on Mar 29, 2009 wrote: Hasn’t this dude been in here like 3 times now? The first time he was a DO, then a DONT, now that he’s a DONT again I guess that seals it.
Anonymous, on Mar 23, 2009 wrote: hes being hipster retarded on purpose you idiots
Anonymous, on Mar 23, 2009 wrote: If i see this douche one more time in my work neighborhood, a yuppy gets it.
Anonymous, on Mar 17, 2009 wrote: lmao! love it !
Anonymous, on Mar 17, 2009 wrote: NAH ! this is fuckkinggg pretentious...
Anonymous, on Mar 13, 2009 wrote: this is that shmuck who gave himself the title KING OF ELIZABETH STREET. he’s a permanant Nolita fixture. what a douche bag. Google him.
Anonymous, on Mar 11, 2009 wrote: i like this one
Anonymous, on Mar 9, 2009 wrote: he’s fucking propped Clockwork orange up so everyone can see how middle brow and clever he is. Gah!
Anonymous, on Mar 8, 2009 wrote: this just screams poet...
Anonymous, on Mar 6, 2009 wrote: Actually I think this guy was in the DOs before..?
Anonymous, on Mar 6, 2009 wrote: rules over what? his throne looks crusty as fuck.
Anonymous, on Mar 5, 2009 wrote: This kid fucking rules!!!
Anonymous, on Mar 4, 2009 wrote: purfectious pure don’t
Anonymous, on Mar 4, 2009 wrote: this guys been in the don’ts before
Anonymous, on Mar 4, 2009 wrote: beware of pirates in beauty parlor chairs
Anonymous, on Mar 4, 2009 wrote: re: butterflies have herpes
isn’t that the new Smashing Pumpkins album?
Anonymous, on Mar 4, 2009 wrote: butterflies have herpes?
Anonymous, on Mar 2, 2009 wrote: it’s probably a good thing he dresses like a deckhand less he steal all your girlfriends and leave you all with scorching cases of the herp which you wouldn’t find out about until said girlfriends found themselves with cauliflower cooch. it’s nature’s way of keeping them away, similar to the monarch butterfly’s wing patterns.
