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Anonymous, on Sep 14, 2009 wrote: Saw this guy in fucking Grand Central. No way.
Anonymous, on Sep 10, 2009 wrote: How do people like this manage to hold a job for long enough to afford all that horrible leather?
	kennyp, on Sep 3, 2009 wrote: i guess you cant call it unorignal.
	rabies babies, on Aug 26, 2009 wrote: if this asshole saddled up next to me at a urinal, i’d hold my piss midstream just to move away from him.
Anonymous, on Jul 12, 2009 wrote: i keep seeing this guy all over manhattan
	lizzyshakuntala, on Jun 22, 2009 wrote: i imagine this guy breathes out a silent "rock you like a hurricane" casually n subconsciously like a chant every time he exhales.
Anonymous, on Jun 10, 2009 wrote: i want to bone this guy
Anonymous, on Jun 5, 2009 wrote: face it- if you wound up on his planet, you’d be ass-invaded inside a minute
Anonymous, on Jun 2, 2009 wrote: Being terminally hip without any real culture is dead expensive on the soul, kids: you can laugh because he all old and shit but you look no better.
Anonymous, on Apr 26, 2009 wrote: ahahhaa
Anonymous, on Apr 16, 2009 wrote: i hope you brought your gag gear
Anonymous, on Mar 25, 2009 wrote: I SEE THIS GUY EVERYWHERE! He lives in Connecticut, in my hometown. I thought I escaped him when I made it out to NYC, but he’s there too! Effin weird.
Anonymous, on Mar 17, 2009 wrote: grow up you idiot...you just make us asians look worst...
Anonymous, on Mar 8, 2009 wrote: JEEPING FUCKBALLS!!!!
	barrack obama, on Mar 7, 2009 wrote: kill with fire.
Anonymous, on Mar 7, 2009 wrote: what s this at the top of his head?
	Miscreant, on Feb 26, 2009 wrote: The glasses make the whole thing work and he knows it.
	jsant1210, on Feb 24, 2009 wrote: (In Keanu Reeves’ voice) Morpheus??
Anonymous, on Feb 24, 2009 wrote: look at his fucking eyebrows.
Anonymous, on Feb 24, 2009 wrote: While traveling through Stamford/ Greenwich 2 weeks ago, myself and two co-workers had lunch with this guy at a deli called Cordillas(sp?) The spike was higher but everything was as it appears here. Best bit was a 6 year old staring at him, mouth agape, while he calmly ate his sandwich...Jizzy Spike is what we dubbed him. TRUE FUCKING STORY.
Anonymous, on Feb 23, 2009 wrote: He must spend a pretty good chunk of his day zipping shit.
Anonymous, on Feb 23, 2009 wrote: he looks like an action figure that no one would ever buy
Anonymous, on Feb 23, 2009 wrote: i would not want to run into him in a dark alley, mostly because you couldn’t see him until he was a few feet from you and then, for real, like seeing this guy wouldn’t freak you the fuck out.
Anonymous, on Feb 23, 2009 wrote: i bet he’s into snuff, and i don’t mean tobacco.
Anonymous, on Feb 21, 2009 wrote: what??? living in the burbs and dressing like that is even more of a do than if he lived downtown.
Anonymous, on Feb 21, 2009 wrote: i see him on the new haven line mtn train out to westchester/fairfield during rush hour. he sits in those communal seats where you have to face the people sitting across from you. needless to say, the seats around him fill up last. he lives in the burbs--- not a "do".
	neezy, on Feb 20, 2009 wrote: my wife keeps saying midlife crisis is a made-up concept
Anonymous, on Feb 20, 2009 wrote: so normally i look at don’ts and type "do." but for the first time ever, PLEASE. NO. THIS GUY IS A FAG. NOT LIKE FAG GAY, FAG LIKE WHAT THE FUCK IS HE PUCKERING FOR.
	zerotransfat, on Feb 20, 2009 wrote: that wouldn’t be possible because everybody loves adopting asian kids.
Anonymous, on Feb 20, 2009 wrote: this is what happens to asian boys that no one ever adopts.
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