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Some people claim that blue balls is a myth, but trust us on this one. If you let those pipes build up for too long, it will blow up in your face.

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Anonymous, on Mar 7, 2009 wrote:
Looks like he just blue himself.
Anonymous, on Feb 24, 2009 wrote:
He’s part of the Jew Man Group. Get it?..... Eh, fuck the lottaya
jsant1210, on Feb 24, 2009 wrote:
the look on this dude’s face is insane. he’s so into the fact that someone’s taking a photo of him. cocky fucker.
Anonymous, on Feb 22, 2009 wrote:
more blue for less green
Anonymous, on Feb 20, 2009 wrote:
hmm... cuntfunnel cake doesn’t sound too bad. throw a little powdered sugar down there and it probably tastes like sweet potato pie
Anonymous, on Feb 20, 2009 wrote:
he obviously blue himself way earlier in the night
Anonymous, on Feb 20, 2009 wrote:
mixture between milhouse and a smurph, how cute!!!
zerotransfat, on Feb 20, 2009 wrote:
this guy must’ve been through a lot of shit in his life to come out looking like a smurf crack baby
Anonymous, on Feb 20, 2009 wrote:
Anyone who thinks they can come within a million miles of being half as funny as David Cross in Arrested Development is clearly a douchebag cuntfunnel
Anonymous, on Feb 19, 2009 wrote:
if he had red pants he’d be an astropop
Anonymous, on Feb 19, 2009 wrote:
if it’s rushdie, i can’t think of a better penance than this. who in their right mind would break up with padma? she’s on top chef and she has the hottest scar this side of seal’s left cheek.
Anonymous, on Feb 19, 2009 wrote:
shouldn’t he have a star of david on his shirt?
Anonymous, on Feb 19, 2009 wrote:
that guys go a serious case of "i’m a jackass blues"
DabblesInPacifism, on Feb 18, 2009 wrote:
i’ve heard all about the mind being powerful enough to project images but when you get to the point of being able to borrow clothes from your imaginary girlfriend, i’d say you’ve unlocked an entirely new level of consciousness.
Anonymous, on Feb 18, 2009 wrote:
i bet his shit looks like blue raspberry twizzlers
Anonymous, on Feb 18, 2009 wrote:
one day he’ll regret giving up on sex so early in life but at least we don’t have to worry about more of him populating the planet.
Anonymous, on Feb 18, 2009 wrote:
is this douche auditioning for night of the living fags or did he really think this was a cool idea?
Anonymous, on Feb 18, 2009 wrote:
now those are the eyes of a spree shooter if i’ve ever seen a pair.
Anonymous, on Feb 18, 2009 wrote:
is this really what the blue man group has come to?
Kirby Puckett, on Feb 17, 2009 wrote:
Careful with this one or he’ll show you his mangina.
Anonymous, on Feb 17, 2009 wrote:
don’t you hate it when you think you have a really great costume and everyone gets it wrong? (he was going for encino man)
Anonymous, on Feb 17, 2009 wrote:
the aftermath of getting tarred and pleathered
Anonymous, on Feb 17, 2009 wrote:
More like the BLEW man group, HEY-O!
anonymouse, on Feb 17, 2009 wrote:
blue balls are imaginary, just like this guy’s sex life
Anonymous, on Feb 17, 2009 wrote:
he better not go walking around in the twilight hours
Anonymous, on Feb 17, 2009 wrote:
Let’s have Gargamel teach this freak smurf a lesson.
oatmeal, on Feb 17, 2009 wrote:
I know that everyone is making the comparison to Tobias Funke (and I’m sure he congratulated himself mightily on his "brilliant Halloween costume"), but he is like a sad, Salman-Rushdie-looking Forever 21-version of Tobias.
Anonymous, on Feb 17, 2009 wrote:
Best analrapist costume ever.
Anonymous, on Feb 17, 2009 wrote:
"I was the first analysist and therapist, here look at my card"
- Tobias Funke, Analrapist
Anonymous, on Feb 17, 2009 wrote:
"I was the first analysist and therapist, here look at my card"
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