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DOS & DON'TS

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa, whoa. Not trying to tell you what you can and can’t do with that face, but maybe you should leave the tricycling through the Red Light district in a raincoat to someone a shade less skeezy. Right now you’re making my ass clench so hard I’m worried my next dump will be glass. Comments/Enlarge | See all


Without bringing a bunch of writing or props into it, three shorts and no shirt is probably the easiest way to dress up as the opposite of a brain surgeon. Comments/Enlarge | See all








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Of course, even if they're able to roll with the punches, every so often you should take your tits out for a couple drinks and be like, "You know what? You tits are all right."

Comments

Explainlater, on Oct 12, 2009 wrote:
The tribal tattoo should have been a Don’t. Shame the 90’s aren’t around to hear us.
Anonymous, on Sep 12, 2009 wrote:
that dude is hot
Anonymous, on Aug 2, 2009 wrote:
Polyester
Anonymous, on Jul 26, 2009 wrote:
she really needs some titties.
country fried steak, on May 28, 2009 wrote:
100 bucks says that lipstick is wet-n-wild
Anonymous, on May 27, 2009 wrote:
Totally a dude.
He’s brilliant like it’s on sale and he’s got coupons coming out the ding-dong.
Anonymous, on Apr 12, 2009 wrote:
ew.
Anonymous, on Mar 19, 2009 wrote:
one of the best D & D captions in a long time.
Anonymous, on Feb 26, 2009 wrote:
This must have been what happened Gary Wilson mid-way through his 20 year hiatus.
Anonymous, on Feb 24, 2009 wrote:
It a guy in DRAG and those are fake tits (and bad ones)
sarakatherine, on Feb 22, 2009 wrote:
This wouldn’t be so confusing if the tattoo wasn’t there.
Anonymous, on Feb 17, 2009 wrote:
So how many cans of SPARKS you think it’d take to consider boning this manshee?
xander, on Feb 16, 2009 wrote:
people! thats a man! (said in a sing songy voice)
Anonymous, on Feb 14, 2009 wrote:
she looks like she’s in a high school production of grease. i like it. she’s funny.
Anonymous, on Feb 13, 2009 wrote:
Ugh. She looks like one of the 5 white bitches that went to my high school.
bum tickler, on Feb 13, 2009 wrote:
it was only a matter of time before womens’ sports hopped on the steroid train
Anonymous, on Feb 13, 2009 wrote:
Shit. I thought my trainer was spotting me a little closely.
Anonymous, on Feb 13, 2009 wrote:
s/he has more stuffing that a butterball turkey
Anonymous, on Feb 13, 2009 wrote:
she polished her lip mole. now that’s class, people.
Anonymous, on Feb 13, 2009 wrote:
this is more confusing than synchronized swimming
Anonymous, on Feb 13, 2009 wrote:
she’s going on a diet. tomorrow.
Anonymous, on Feb 12, 2009 wrote:
you know that little piece of skin where your nutsack and taint meet? what do you think happens to that after surgery?
Anonymous, on Feb 12, 2009 wrote:
in her head she’s going "unhhhhhhh"
turd to your mother, on Feb 12, 2009 wrote:
her breast milk must taste amazing
duck duck goose, on Feb 12, 2009 wrote:
the straw makes it classy. it also works for stirring in the jolly rancher.
Anonymous, on Feb 12, 2009 wrote:
this was the last night she officially went balls out.
Anonymous, on Feb 12, 2009 wrote:
it must have been snowcrab night at ryan’s steakhouse.
Anonymous, on Feb 11, 2009 wrote:
you’re still closer to bar bells than barbarella but keep at it honey and maybe things will fall into place.
Kirby Puckett, on Feb 11, 2009 wrote:
I thought I was barrel chested...
el guapo, on Feb 11, 2009 wrote:
looks like rosie o’donnell’s diet is really shaving off the el-bees.
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