Not sure whether this is a crustie wearing the pelt of the bridge-and-tunnel douche he just curbed or a former stockbroker who just went off the deep end but color my pants brown either way.
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How would you rather spend eternity: listening to Doors fans sob over the alcoholic loser you got buried next to or continually pushing a rock up a hill only to have it roll back down at the top EVERY FUCKING TIME. We’ll take the boulder.Comments/Enlarge |
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Slapping a pair of 30-year-old xeroxed hooters across your own microscopic set may seem cruel, but as with most ribbing, it's the best way to tell if they can hang. Figuratively speaking, we mean.
Anonymous, on Sep 17, 2009 wrote: This shirt means anything goes. Anal, threesomes, animals, you name it.
Anonymous, on Apr 12, 2009 wrote: her fanny pack is bigger than her chest
Anonymous, on Mar 26, 2009 wrote: not Jap - thai or nammer or flip... one of the mud races
Anonymous, on Mar 22, 2009 wrote: this woman is so japanese
Anonymous, on Mar 4, 2009 wrote: Also Siouxsie.
Anonymous, on Feb 25, 2009 wrote: that is the same pair of xeroxed tits that The Sex Pistols (or was it Malcomb) used on Paul Cook’s famous shirt.
sarakatherine, on Feb 22, 2009 wrote: You gotta wonder why the guy in the back is holding that money..
Anonymous, on Feb 22, 2009 wrote: Add some braces and you’re basically fucking what Margaret Yang from Rushmore grew up to be.
Anonymous, on Feb 19, 2009 wrote: STEVE JONES! www.youtube.com/watch?v=p25SdQEnhHI
Anonymous, on Feb 17, 2009 wrote: I bet she’s a fun fuck
Anonymous, on Feb 12, 2009 wrote: her queefs smell like ginger snaps
Anonymous, on Feb 12, 2009 wrote: thank goodness her parents didn’t put her face in a bowl of water at birth
turd to your mother, on Feb 12, 2009 wrote: if you know your race exempts you from wrinkling, fuck it, smile and squint all you want.
Anonymous, on Feb 12, 2009 wrote: a perfect example of why victoria’s secret hasn’t expanded into china. well, that and the whole communist deal.
Anonymous, on Feb 12, 2009 wrote: you know its a recession when flat chested women buy this shirt instead of getting implants......somehow, this doesnt stimulate my package at all
Anonymous, on Feb 12, 2009 wrote: are all asian womens nipples shaped like stars?
Anonymous, on Feb 12, 2009 wrote: its too bad she didnt have a terrific xeroxed face skimask
Anonymous, on Feb 12, 2009 wrote: "hehehehehehehehehehehe! i don’t even know what i’m laughing at! hehehehehehe"
Kirby Puckett, on Feb 11, 2009 wrote: It’s so awesome when you go to a show and end up behind an Asian because you know you’ll have a clean line of sight.
Anonymous, on Feb 11, 2009 wrote: japs are so far ahead of the game she’s already on the next wave of trucker hat’s being hip
Anonymous, on Feb 11, 2009 wrote: for some reason i think she has a really big bush. no, like fucking massive. like that expanding foam they spray around your window unit, painted black.
Anonymous, on Feb 11, 2009 wrote: Anonymous, on Feb 11, 2009 wrote:
This is what’s wrong with capitalism.
what? super cool asian girls that will cook you stir fry before giving you the best head this side of mount rushmore? fuck you, commie shit.
Anonymous, on Feb 11, 2009 wrote: This is what’s wrong with capitalism.
shep, on Feb 11, 2009 wrote: you should see her panties.
Anonymous, on Feb 11, 2009 wrote: maybe i’m just high, but---
the comments on here are exponentially better than the caption.
Anonymous, on Feb 11, 2009 wrote: IT’S A TRAP!
jsant1210, on Feb 10, 2009 wrote: cheaper alternative to a boob job.
Anonymous, on Feb 10, 2009 wrote: I want to see Little Miss Thang here sing karaoke. Either "California Girls" or "Livin’ Lovin’ Maid" or something else with a bunch of L’s.
gnarwhal, on Feb 10, 2009 wrote: in a perfect world trucker hats would be grounds for immediate deportation.
Anonymous, on Feb 10, 2009 wrote: I tried to give this girl a titty twister but the star only went to one-o-clock.
