OK, just so we're clear, you used a bike wheel to make a sidecar for your bike so you can carry a tiny, folded-up bike with you when you bike. Is this what happens when Germans take acid or just the world's most elaborate variation of "my girlfriend lives in Canada"?Comments/Enlarge |
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I’d marry him or her, but only if they were playing the Ramones version of “Baby I Love You” while I walked down the aisle with him or her. I wouldn’t even bother asking which it is. That’s genitalist.Comments/Enlarge |
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Anonymous, on May 7, 2009 wrote: that is one easy lay if I ever saw one
Anonymous, on Apr 21, 2009 wrote: id tap it till the cows came home
baracudaboy, on Apr 14, 2009 wrote: Someone’s mom needs to go back home and stop staying out late at the bars.
Anonymous, on Apr 7, 2009 wrote: I’d totally hit that
Anonymous, on Apr 1, 2009 wrote: It’s the mom from Home Improvement.
Anonymous, on Mar 16, 2009 wrote: The sick naughty school girl try hard...
Anonymous, on Feb 24, 2009 wrote: Oh look, it’s the editor of Vice.
Anonymous, on Feb 23, 2009 wrote: every week sara’s mom finds new ways to emberrass herself. tonight it’s carrying a child for blues traveler.
Anonymous, on Feb 22, 2009 wrote: Hey, I like knowing my aunt Margaret is out of the house, partying it up.
Anonymous, on Feb 13, 2009 wrote: how do tits like that meet knees like that?
something fought a battle on her and everyone got so grossed out they went "truce" and left everything where it was to go find some whisky.
the shivering after a shot makes her go away.
except, not really.
Anonymous, on Feb 12, 2009 wrote: look at how wrinkly her knees are.
Anonymous, on Feb 5, 2009 wrote: This woman looks how Lilly Allen would if she grew up poor.
bum tickler, on Feb 4, 2009 wrote: about time she aired that thing out.
Anonymous, on Feb 4, 2009 wrote: biggest, truest do ever.
n1k0n1k0, on Feb 3, 2009 wrote: It’s kind of like what would happen if Lily Allen was a fat, crazy bitch... wait a second...
Anonymous, on Feb 3, 2009 wrote: Hey is that a fish in a barrel?
Anonymous, on Feb 3, 2009 wrote: Well at least we know she’s a good Christian.
Anonymous, on Feb 3, 2009 wrote: I bet she practiced that pose in front of the mirror, aiming for vice to stumble across it and have another predictable comment about boning the poor fashionable, or non fashionable, bitch.
Anonymous, on Feb 3, 2009 wrote: She’s trying to tell the him, ’put down the camera. let’s find a hole behind the stage and funk."
Anonymous, on Feb 3, 2009 wrote: One Million Dollars!
Anonymous, on Feb 2, 2009 wrote: haha, youre old.
Anonymous, on Feb 2, 2009 wrote: At least her boobs arent saggy yet. Id bonk it if i was intoxicated.
Anonymous, on Feb 2, 2009 wrote: well, isn’t she a sexy motherfucker.
Anonymous, on Feb 2, 2009 wrote: i h8 when ur mom comes 2 the shows.
Anonymous, on Feb 2, 2009 wrote: Holy Rick Hansen legs, Dickman.
Anonymous, on Feb 2, 2009 wrote: The one in the back is just happy to be sailing her bingo flags.
Anonymous, on Feb 2, 2009 wrote: I’d probably get there.
Anonymous, on Feb 2, 2009 wrote: for some reason, i’m feeling her.
Anonymous, on Feb 2, 2009 wrote: her legs look like doomsday
Tammy Faye, on Feb 2, 2009 wrote: she’s been on the wrong side of the glory once or one hundred and twice
