Here’s a great way to deal with the fact that you’re uncomfortable and don’t know anyone at the party: Dance like a broken C3PO until everyone else feels equally uncomfortable.Comments/Enlarge |
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Shit, we haven’t seen anyone this time travel friendly since Mr. Crafty. Comments/Enlarge |
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Living historians are cool because they cut through all the boring textbook shit and get straight to the real dirt you want to learn about, like Lincoln's gay lovers or Ben Franklin's colossal gunt.
Anonymous, on Feb 2, 2010 wrote: HAHAHA gunt. This guy rules.
AlbertoGordo, on Feb 1, 2010 wrote: Hey Humpty Dumpty joined the community players! Yea!
Anonymous, on Jan 20, 2010 wrote: Jesus Christ!!! Look at the nuts on ol’ Ben there!
Anonymous, on Jan 16, 2010 wrote: All you hipster posers wanna suck his belly fat, cause he is the hotness you aint. But first, you gotta find his dinkie.
Anonymous, on Jan 16, 2010 wrote: he is awesome. the end.
Anonymous, on Apr 28, 2009 wrote: Shhhhhh....Ben Franklin is smuggling hams in his breeches to our troops in Valley Forge. Don’t tell General Howe
Anonymous, on Apr 28, 2009 wrote: FUPA....It’s a septuagenarian "DO"
Anonymous, on Apr 5, 2009 wrote: That’s what happens when you have a shitload of slaves.
Anonymous, on Mar 20, 2009 wrote: YO! its good ol Grundel Chotobutter
Anonymous, on Feb 23, 2009 wrote: flying kites and gorging in burgers. what can’t this guy do?
Anonymous, on Feb 19, 2009 wrote: oh shit, i had forgotten all about the washington, washington video. that vid is hilarious.
Anonymous, on Feb 19, 2009 wrote: Washington, Washington. Six feet tall weighs a fucking ton.
He’s coming, he’s coming, he’s coming.
Anonymous, on Feb 17, 2009 wrote: i’m hoping thats a gock, not a gunt... for her sake?
Anonymous, on Feb 13, 2009 wrote: People that purposely try to attract a lot of attention are usually needy and dependent. It sucks, but this guy fits that description.
Anonymous, on Feb 9, 2009 wrote: when he talks normally he actually sounds like a computer geek... also- he used to date my friends mom! >alarming<
Anonymous, on Feb 3, 2009 wrote: waxed freckled front-butt is hot.
jizzmopper, on Feb 2, 2009 wrote: what did his testicles do to deserve this?
Anonymous, on Jan 31, 2009 wrote: i think his purse on the table makes this a don’t.
lazy eyez killa, on Jan 30, 2009 wrote: have you ever seen a more humpty dumpty looking motherfucker in your life? it’s like an egg grew legs.
Anonymous, on Jan 30, 2009 wrote: Junior 2: Founding Fathers
Anonymous, on Jan 30, 2009 wrote: I always wondered about those lovely lady humps...what does it look like butttt Naeked ?
Anonymous, on Jan 29, 2009 wrote: dude, if you don’t like "colassal gunt" i think you’re pissing in the wrong pond