I’ve never wanted to be reincarnated as a gross piece of sticky brown stuff on a chair until now.Comments/Enlarge |
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Stealing emergency life jackets from planes is the new joining the mile high club. It doesn't hurt anybody (err nobody survives when planes land on water) and you're less likely to be tazered by the cabin crew, mid-poke.Comments/Enlarge |
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Anonymous, on Oct 28, 2009 wrote: Whoa, did anyone else just catch a British person bemoaning the "horror" of American cuisine because we colloquially refer to chicken legs as wings?
Go back to your brain pudding and hoof salad and leave us be with our mutant comfort food.
Anonymous, on Sep 20, 2009 wrote: hahahaha, this person thinks they’re that one kid from the X MEN. you know, the one who decided to wax his feathers and then daddy walked in..
Anonymous, on Aug 14, 2009 wrote: Re: "Drumsticks? Hahah British people are stupid. Those are Buffalo wings, fucktards."
British people are stupid??? You’re going to lecture the UK about how to pronounce the various horrors that make up American ’cuisine’???
Fly over here right now and we’ll show you what real food is. "fucktards"
They’re not even wings, unless chickens in the US are so retarded that they have legs where their wings should be... Actually they probably do, its all genetically modified shit anyway. Go eat some more and give yourself a fucking heart attack and do the rest of the world a fucking favour.
mofaux, on Jun 27, 2009 wrote: I don’t think it’s so bad!.........
I mean fuck, it could be a faded old jaguar or a cock.
Anonymous, on May 6, 2009 wrote: "Subject: ’graff’
Date: Dec 15 2006 04:32:52 PM
Author: tonky
I don’t like graffiti-ized tattoos, they’re usually badly designed by a trailer-raver in Jinco’s. And it always amazes me the number of people who blindly parrot what someones grandma would say about the affects of age and weight gain on tattoos. Could you be any more uptight? And I couldn’t find any pictures (not that anyone would want to post one) of an aged stretched tattoo of the "one day you’ll be old ......"
Oh for christ’s sake TONKY, we don’t need to hear an essay on tattoos on the DOs&DON’Ts.
This chick has got funny tattoos. Nuff said.
Shut the hell up.
Anonymous, on Apr 18, 2009 wrote: Hahahahahha holy shit I want this tattoo
I love wings.
GJG, on Mar 23, 2009 wrote: How is that a DO???? They are shitty tattoos!! Badly done...lopsided...and of FUCKING CHICKEN WINGS!!!
Anonymous, on Nov 20, 2008 wrote: looks like spicy chicken drumsticks tattooed on your back, what a fool !
sOMewittyGenerIcclevernaMe23, on Sep 16, 2008 wrote: "it’s a butt-ugly tatt and it looks like chicken wings. I’d rather have my face sawed off and eat my own shit for half a year than have that tattood on my back..."
alright....prove it.
Anonymous, on Aug 27, 2008 wrote: that’s not a "do", you retard. those tats are fucking lame.
Anonymous, on Jul 10, 2008 wrote: Won’t tattoos just go away already?