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Can you imagine what it feels like to go from the James Dean of Shanxi Province to the laughingstock of Dolores Park in the space of a single plane ride? It's like realizing the whole room knows you're stoned, only instead of six or seven people you thought were your friends, it's an entire culture. Comments/Enlarge | See all


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If you think all the precious man-childishness going on with indie kids is a bummer, do yourself a favor and stay away from Australia. When ecstasy hit that country it went off so hard it basically turned an entire generation of ferals into Nick Jr.

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Anonymous, on Apr 7, 2009 wrote:
Errr, that "17-year-old" has the arms of a shaved Robin Williams.
Anonymous, on Mar 31, 2009 wrote:
That is a 17 year old boy walking home from high school. If you gotta post underage pics then show some drunk high school girls instead.
Anonymous, on Mar 22, 2009 wrote:
I thought that the person coming out on the left was part of his face.
Anonymous, on Feb 17, 2009 wrote:
French tourist? no chance, English for certain, they’ve never seen the colour yellow before
Anonymous, on Feb 5, 2009 wrote:
Pah, ecstay in Australia is prohibitively expensive. It’s good old acid that’s doing the damage. And ’English tourist’? Have you ever BEEN to a rave in Oz? It’s like psy-trance vomited all over the bush.
Anonymous, on Jan 29, 2009 wrote:
he likes guavas
enstigator, on Jan 29, 2009 wrote:
two guesses as to this pecker’s favorite fruit...
Anonymous, on Jan 29, 2009 wrote:
Looks like a surrender monkey tourist to me for sure.
Anonymous, on Jan 28, 2009 wrote:
this kid’s hair and walk is so like my brother’s it’s scary. he’s never been to australia, and although his clothing choices are suspect, i don’t think even he would get that bad.
Anonymous, on Jan 28, 2009 wrote:
In reply to the observation about the girl with flip flops and a scarf. Its Australia, people here wear flip flops (we call them thongs) all the time, even on the rare occasions when it is cold.
Anonymous, on Jan 27, 2009 wrote:
this maybe australia, but our cute furry friend here is definitely an english tourist. you don’t go through the australian school system and pop out looking like this.
Anonymous, on Jan 27, 2009 wrote:
Patrice?
Anonymous, on Jan 27, 2009 wrote:
this is what the lady wears at the afrikan gift shop around the corner from my apt. it shouldn’t be on gap year students on holiday.
Anonymous, on Jan 27, 2009 wrote:
a tourist that comes to fuck frogs? i’m not picking up your reference.
Anonymous, on Jan 27, 2009 wrote:
This is Swanston St in Melbourne and this guy is definitely a fucking frog tourist.
Anonymous, on Jan 26, 2009 wrote:
he off to candy stripe at the oompah loompah sydney regional veterans’ hospital
turd to your mother, on Jan 26, 2009 wrote:
he found an orange conch shell necklace to complete his number. scary, huh?
Anonymous, on Jan 26, 2009 wrote:
i have a feeling he is blocking a supreme do
Anonymous, on Jan 26, 2009 wrote:
hes about to get slimed.
Anonymous, on Jan 26, 2009 wrote:
"down under" is when you shove the e up your butt. it works like a charm if you can get over the initial ass-resistance.
smokey robinson crusoe, on Jan 26, 2009 wrote:
the girl is wearing a scarf and flipflops at the same time. what is wrong with this picture?
Anonymous, on Jan 26, 2009 wrote:
this one is too orange
Anonymous, on Jan 26, 2009 wrote:
this is what happens when parents let their kids start dressing themselves at two
Anonymous, on Jan 26, 2009 wrote:
australians are too white.
lowbrow, on Jan 26, 2009 wrote:
when comfort attacks
Anonymous, on Jan 26, 2009 wrote:
cargo pockets on pajama pants. what the fuck is the world coming to?
Anonymous, on Jan 26, 2009 wrote:
Bubble Boy 2: The Thunder Down Under
Anonymous, on Jan 26, 2009 wrote:
look closely and you will notice that the girl (not hot, btw) is holding hands with the female version of powder
megabreath, on Jan 26, 2009 wrote:
when his serotonins get back to a normal level maybe he’ll realize he looks like a pumpkin headed to a sauna.
Tammy Faye, on Jan 26, 2009 wrote:
Can you imagine how free his balls must feel? Probably down there swinging like a metronome to the beat of his pace.
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