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Now that cops have all switched from guns to tasers, the only option left for lazy, depressed people is suicide by jock.

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halzer, on Aug 5, 2009 wrote:
he does sort of have the mona lisa lips.
Anonymous, on Jul 8, 2009 wrote:
does he have a burberry hat? fucking britain, blech!
Anonymous, on Jul 7, 2009 wrote:
sorry but i really do have to commit intercrural intercourse with those humming armpits
Anonymous, on Feb 20, 2009 wrote:
definite do
Anonymous, on Feb 7, 2009 wrote:
poor guy is having his ex drawn into the picture.
Anonymous, on Feb 4, 2009 wrote:
serious fucking douche!
Anonymous, on Jan 27, 2009 wrote:
He’s finally found a way to combine his love of jerking off in the mirror with his hatred of fags.
Anonymous, on Jan 27, 2009 wrote:
who knows, this guy is such a douche he might like it
sketchballer, on Jan 27, 2009 wrote:
suicide by jock is not a bad idea. however, i’d pick someone a little bigger. why draw it out, you know?
Anonymous, on Jan 26, 2009 wrote:
mostly clear with a chance of hair gel
Anonymous, on Jan 26, 2009 wrote:
dude in back is highstepping nazi style
Anonymous, on Jan 25, 2009 wrote:
Oh, wait, now I get it.
Anonymous, on Jan 25, 2009 wrote:
see now that’s what we pay you for. excellent work.
Kainoahemolele, on Jan 24, 2009 wrote:
this dyke is losing character every second. proof’s in the portrait.
Anonymous, on Jan 24, 2009 wrote:
The drawing is nice and all but it doesn’t look like the guy.,,::.?
Anonymous, on Jan 23, 2009 wrote:
looks like every loud annoying italian kid. R.I.P. lorena cultraro
Anonymous, on Jan 23, 2009 wrote:
nothing’s wrong with his mom being 23, if he was 4.
Anonymous, on Jan 23, 2009 wrote:
Can you draw my girlfriend? She is, ahem, i mean... looks just like my sister.
Anonymous, on Jan 23, 2009 wrote:
KUDOS ON THE CAPTION FOR ONCE ...ITS ABOUT TIME.
Anonymous, on Jan 23, 2009 wrote:
and apparently police artists have become street artists.
el guapo, on Jan 23, 2009 wrote:
when i see fuckers like this i always wonder what they tell their hair stylist or barber or whatever. "okay, i’m going for a newborn raccoon look. and throw a little afterbirth on there for added texture."
Anonymous, on Jan 23, 2009 wrote:
what wrong with having a young mum?

Anonymous, on Jan 23, 2009 wrote:
his getting that made for his mom’s birthday. she just turned 23.
Anonymous, on Jan 23, 2009 wrote:
he jewelry shops at supermarket vending machines
turd to your mother, on Jan 23, 2009 wrote:
i have a suspicion this guy talks about "tickets" and "gun shows" way too much. also, i wish someone would splatter-shart on his face. while he’s sleeping. with a white pillow cover.
Anonymous, on Jan 23, 2009 wrote:
that haircut died in 1999, bra
Anonymous, on Jan 23, 2009 wrote:
this is the new "school of projected realism"
Anonymous, on Jan 23, 2009 wrote:
the guido version of the airbrushed t-shirt
Anonymous, on Jan 23, 2009 wrote:
"make sure you get my necklace, bra"
Anonymous, on Jan 23, 2009 wrote:
ever notice that haircicles and exposed pits seem to come in pairs?
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