Hoping you never bump into her again for the rest of your life isn’t a great feeling, but the six hours of completely insane contortionist fucking at her weird apartment with three cats is going to be pretty unforgettable.Comments/Enlarge |
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This girl danced for the entire night with that can balanced on her head, which led me to believe she could accomplish the same feat en sac. Unfortunately I'll never know because two days ago she slipped on an icy step, landed on her head, and is no longer partying with us. R.I.P. Courtney. Also, R.I.P. Sparks.
Anonymous, on Nov 3, 2009 wrote: I love the side window. It’s like a "touch me" window on a silicone sex toy. DO.
Anonymous, on Jul 29, 2009 wrote: love handle easy access.
Anonymous, on Jul 28, 2009 wrote: oh god yes side fat!
Anonymous, on Jul 22, 2009 wrote: SPARKS is still around just without all the good stuff.
daecos, on Jul 22, 2009 wrote: sparks still exists in San Antonio, TX we even have 24oz cans! woot! partyyy
Anonymous, on Jul 14, 2009 wrote: that fucking dress rules. wurd.
Anonymous, on Jul 7, 2009 wrote: fat, homely, bad style. she need a few tricks up her sleeve
Anonymous, on Jun 8, 2009 wrote: They still sell Sparks, just without the uppers.
Anonymous, on Jun 7, 2009 wrote: wtf happened to sparx? they still sell it in VA.
Anonymous, on May 15, 2009 wrote: She’s pretty awesome
Anonymous, on May 8, 2009 wrote: Pit stains. Inevitable for this behavior.
Anonymous, on May 8, 2009 wrote: She can also wear a pair of tights that create a subtle muffin-top. Gross.
Anonymous, on Apr 6, 2009 wrote: Monica Vitti
Anonymous, on Mar 30, 2009 wrote: she had a viking funeral at Lake Mojock
Anonymous, on Mar 11, 2009 wrote: r.i.p. sparx
huqleberry, on Mar 11, 2009 wrote: I think you messed up the hierarchy. Allow me to correct:
R.I.P. Can of Sparks. Also, R.I.P. Courtney.
Anonymous, on Mar 9, 2009 wrote: i don’t get it
sarakatherine, on Feb 22, 2009 wrote: Not only can she balance cans on her head, but she can successfully dangle bottles from her elbow!
Anonymous, on Feb 17, 2009 wrote: So it means you die when you move back to Portland?
Anonymous, on Feb 8, 2009 wrote: She is hot
Anonymous, on Feb 6, 2009 wrote: You can see her bellybutton.
Anonymous, on Feb 4, 2009 wrote: I would like to think that her last words were, "Sha-Boigan!", but she pro’lly just went "Unff!"
Anonymous, on Jan 31, 2009 wrote: i know this girl and she can do that on her vespa so ftw.
Anonymous, on Jan 24, 2009 wrote: fake death comment? You are a bunch of assholes vice..
cynthia, on Jan 22, 2009 wrote: claires. haven’t thought about that place in a looooong time. i remember getting magnet earrings there before i had my ears pierced.
Anonymous, on Jan 22, 2009 wrote: It was probably just some wacky soda can hairband from Claire’s
Anonymous, on Jan 22, 2009 wrote: i can’t believe they pseudo-outlawed sparks. it has been years since i had one, but it was nice knowing it was around if the inclination returned.
Anonymous, on Jan 22, 2009 wrote: i bet her ass is softer than a newborn stuffed with goose down
tanger, on Jan 21, 2009 wrote: i really really hope that wasn’t photoshopped
shelby, on Jan 21, 2009 wrote: as nasty as sparks was, i will miss it. lacking coke, there was never a better way to get your friends off the couch and into some trouble.
