DOS & DON'TS

Her online name is deviant666, but when you boil it all down it’s essentially a shitty blow job followed by lying there like a log while Current 93 blares out of tiny iPod speakers. Comments/Enlarge | See all

Not sure whether this is a crustie wearing the pelt of the bridge-and-tunnel douche he just curbed or a former stockbroker who just went off the deep end but color my pants brown either way. Comments/Enlarge | See all

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You know that one weird dude in your class who always bitched about your town and talked about how he was going to move to New York one day? He did. They all did. In fact, that’s what New York is.

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	DallasDeckard, on Sep 20, 2009 wrote: And when the last douche finally left... we partied our ASS off in celebration. In fact, we never stopped. I LOVE N.Y.

Anonymous, on Sep 10, 2009 wrote: is the one in the middle a tranny? "it" has a deformed bobbie

	enstigator, on Aug 28, 2009 wrote: if there’s ever a gay-specific rise krispies brand they should be the snap, crackle, and pop.

Anonymous, on Aug 27, 2009 wrote: WHAT THE FUCK?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!! weird ass mother fuckers!

Anonymous, on Aug 6, 2009 wrote: what are they in? what liquid is that? oh its all wrong. all of it

Anonymous, on Jul 7, 2009 wrote: this is the best ad for never going to NYC again - and i’m gay.

	tico, on Jul 1, 2009 wrote: BEST "DO" EVER!!!!! I <3 the Dazzle Dancers!

Anonymous, on Jun 21, 2009 wrote: THIS IS THE BEST CAPTION EVER!

Anonymous, on Jun 2, 2009 wrote: holy fuck, If Mickey Avalon and Will Ferrell it would probably look something like the gentlemen on the right.

Anonymous, on Jun 2, 2009 wrote: I would kick all three of their asses, just because.

Anonymous, on May 31, 2009 wrote: If I was there, no one in that photo would escape unharmed.

Anonymous, on May 15, 2009 wrote: these guys would be 10 times cooler under a black light

Anonymous, on Feb 24, 2009 wrote: Don’t!

Anonymous, on Feb 19, 2009 wrote: i know the guy on the left! he is an unfunny gay comedian.

	Kainoahemolele, on Jan 24, 2009 wrote: nips!

	TheCheeve, on Aug 12, 2008 wrote: I wonder what that sheet of paper says that’s tucked in her panty-suit? Also, dude on right looks like a brunette, heroin chic Will Ferrell. Count it!

Anonymous, on Aug 11, 2008 wrote: I just love her nipples!!!!

Anonymous, on Aug 7, 2008 wrote: Do. Do all day and all night. Alright, alright, alright, alright. DO.

Anonymous, on Jun 24, 2008 wrote: Hi, Vice! I’m for the corn belt, so I’m having difficulty with the concept here? Which on of the three is the gay person? Thanks, Vice!

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