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In London we’re noticing a lot of these French spies from World War II. All we can say is: “The red sparrow has fled the nest. The next full moon belongs to Smiley.”

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Anonymous, on Sep 4, 2009 wrote:
I will tell you what to wear.
Anonymous, on Aug 15, 2009 wrote:
John le Carre reference for the win.
Anonymous, on Aug 10, 2009 wrote:
major swoon
Anonymous, on Jul 23, 2009 wrote:
do!!!!
malathion, on Jun 18, 2009 wrote:
that scarf makes my asshole itch .
dingo dick, on Jun 12, 2009 wrote:
i don’t know why but this girl gets my balls sweaty
Anonymous, on Apr 22, 2009 wrote:
Smiley’s people never looked this good?
Anonymous, on Apr 14, 2009 wrote:
Oof! Can she at least sort glass?
GJG, on Mar 16, 2009 wrote:
Lovely girl...just the kind to spend the majority of life with. She is pretty but not in an over the top every man is going to try and steal her away kind of way, and she is probably smart and has a laugh that makes you laugh back even when you are in a total shit mood.
Anonymous, on Mar 13, 2009 wrote:
Hmm you would do well tol look a bit further than the usual places in “london”. Don’t you have a vice office 300 yards away from here? You lazy fuckers!
Anonymous, on Mar 7, 2009 wrote:
this is where everyone takes photos at brick lane
like i saw some alien lookong model beng photographed there
how boring
Anonymous, on Mar 4, 2009 wrote:
casa blue does the best strawberry mohitos.
Anonymous, on Feb 1, 2009 wrote:
Finally, a real do. Nice shoes, too.
Anonymous, on Feb 1, 2009 wrote:
i think you meant the opposite -- she’s the sweetest girl i know. can say, i ACTUALLY know her. hands off jerks! AK
Anonymous, on Jan 21, 2009 wrote:
i know this girl and she’s a BITCH
Anonymous, on Jan 19, 2009 wrote:
I lived with her in Edinburgh.
The raddest Canadian ever.

BIg up the Canuck!!!

And yes a total Do..

Brr
Anonymous, on Jan 17, 2009 wrote:
she looks lovely and unassuming
Anonymous, on Jan 16, 2009 wrote:
Boooooooorrrrrriiiiiiinnnnggg
Anonymous, on Jan 16, 2009 wrote:
i’d probably let her have sex with me.
Anonymous, on Jan 16, 2009 wrote:
Arhhh D-mesiter!!! Your dream of being in VICE came true!!!! Your the coolest "Do" on here, you look as sweet as cherry pie!! Not in a creepy way...anyway, you’re a dooooooooo!!!
Anonymous, on Jan 15, 2009 wrote:
Makes me want to get all existentialist and sticky.
Anonymous, on Jan 15, 2009 wrote:
awwww
sarakatherine, on Jan 15, 2009 wrote:
Without the skirt, it’d be a do.
Anonymous, on Jan 13, 2009 wrote:
LOSER!
Anonymous, on Jan 10, 2009 wrote:
HOT!
Anonymous, on Jan 9, 2009 wrote:
Cracking lass she is! we call this one the Dalston Wanderer.
Anonymous, on Jan 9, 2009 wrote:
Good lord - a John le Carre reference in Vice magazine? Excellent work.
Anonymous, on Jan 9, 2009 wrote:
Is it bad that I know that’s at the northern end of Brick Lane?
Anonymous, on Jan 7, 2009 wrote:
bland in the mug is good, you asshole
Anonymous, on Jan 7, 2009 wrote:
Kinda bland in the mug.
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