The problem with stalkers is anything you do to freak them out their brains can just convert into a fetish and turn back against you. It's like trying to turn off Akira. Comments/Enlarge |
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As cool as it would be to have telekinesis, you know there'd be no way to keep your brain under control when a girl like this walks up with her top held together by one stressed out button.
Anonymous, on Nov 18, 2009 wrote: "Come on, the urban outfitter, dressing up in rags with our wallets full thing is kind of underwhelming. We get it your probably some transcendentalists, blue ribbon drinking, vegan who doesn’t drink star bucks for "ethical" reasons when it’s really that your pseudo intellectual pals prefer a dark smooth roast from the local hole in the wall. Don’t get me wrong we all concur that you are uber-cute a total banana rector which i guess is a consolation prize if your shitay paintings/poems/artistic expression never reaches great heights.Don’t worry your pretty little head."
TRYING WAAAY TO HARD THIS GIRL IS BEAUTIFUL.
Anonymous, on Sep 30, 2009 wrote: i am starting to notice that you have nice looking girls on here, and no nice lookin’ boys. VICE YOU ARE SEXIST!! :(
rabies babies, on Sep 29, 2009 wrote: that’s not a dress, shithead.
Anonymous, on Sep 29, 2009 wrote: I like how her vag is eating her dress.
Anonymous, on Sep 17, 2009 wrote: That is a face that could end all war.
Anonymous, on Aug 14, 2009 wrote: fingerbanging. greatest word ever
Anonymous, on Aug 3, 2009 wrote: Great, now I have to call work and tell them I won’t be in today because I will be fingerbanging myself for the next 8 hrs.Thanks alot vice.
malathion, on Jul 16, 2009 wrote: heat seeking missiles aren’t accurate enough . i want to fucking laser guide my dick into her .
daecos, on Jul 13, 2009 wrote: id ask if she needed help putting on the following day ;)
thomc, on Jul 4, 2009 wrote: I’m smitten with love.
Gheyman, on Jul 1, 2009 wrote: o......i think i no dis girl? Mayb i saw her at whiter00m 1 nite? mayb naht?
Anonymous, on Jun 11, 2009 wrote: this is the kind of girl that would smile bashfully, even when she’s stared at by a dozen guys on the street. then she would move to l.a. and become ’unapproachable’.
Anonymous, on May 7, 2009 wrote: "girls like this don’t NEED to give good head!"
they really don’t, leave it to sub-par looking girls like me! heh, shit.
Anonymous, on May 3, 2009 wrote: mediocre looks?? this girls fire, stop hating
Anonymous, on May 3, 2009 wrote: whats all the fuss about? shes just another dumb bitch. mediocre looks only get you so far ugh
Anonymous, on Apr 5, 2009 wrote: All little recap here. Yeah were not born to "know" everyone, you must start some where? I just can’t hold back but post. She looks like ~~~~ starwar Princess Leia Organa. But of course she looks better, i dig her and i’ll keep her! Funcky dress yuck, anyways maybe it doesn’t belong to her. But she’s made to be dress able lol. Let’s hope her parent are not "huge" people. Diseased? Well no one in the right mind will keep someone in that state.
Anonymous, on Mar 30, 2009 wrote: yo if I saw her, Id shower her in valentines and poems, then I would saw a hole through her roof with a sawsall and lower down from a suspension cable right over top of her to tell her that I care for her,
Anonymous, on Mar 20, 2009 wrote: HOT... anyone that doesn’t think so is a retard or a jealous ugly beyatch.
Anonymous, on Mar 18, 2009 wrote: Come on, the urban outfitter, dressing up in rags with our wallets full thing is kind of underwhelming. We get it you’re probably some transcendentalists, blue ribbon drinking, vegan who doesn’t drink star bucks for "ethical" reasons when it’s really that you’re pseudo intellectual pals prefer a dark smooth roast from the local hole in the wall. Don’t get me wrong we all concur that you are uber-cute a total banana rector which i guess is a consolation prize if you’re shitay paintings/poems/artistic expression never reaches great heights.Don’t worry you’re pretty little head.
Anonymous, on Mar 17, 2009 wrote: too bad this kinda girl only sleep with the band types, those with skinnies and wayfarers...i would trade my vespa GL for one nite stand with her...
Anonymous, on Mar 16, 2009 wrote: diseased cat.
Anonymous, on Mar 11, 2009 wrote: If I were Zeus, she’d be on my "mortal females to fuck" list.
Anonymous, on Mar 5, 2009 wrote:
"Anonymous, on Mar 4, 2009 wrote:
that last comment written on new year’s eve is probably the stupidest shit i’ve read in a while. suckadick hipster: there’s no such thing as being inauthentic. also: YOU’RE"
In response: people LOVE it when other people correct their grammar
ps. I do what i want bitch.
Anonymous, on Mar 4, 2009 wrote: you don’t know shit about this girl
Anonymous, on Mar 4, 2009 wrote: that last comment written on new year’s eve is probably the stupidest shit i’ve read in a while. suckadick hipster: there’s no such thing as being inauthentic. also: YOU’RE
