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Can you imagine what it feels like to go from the James Dean of Shanxi Province to the laughingstock of Dolores Park in the space of a single plane ride? It's like realizing the whole room knows you're stoned, only instead of six or seven people you thought were your friends, it's an entire culture. Comments/Enlarge | See all








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Are you kidding me? With that face? With that shirt? With that fucking face?! The waiting list to be this guy's friend must make the National Kidney Fund's look like a gum wrapper.

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Anonymous, on Aug 21, 2009 wrote:
Ahhh The Tokyo commute. Guys sitting there every morning, just wanting to die. God I miss it.
Anonymous, on Aug 6, 2009 wrote:
i want to be this guys friend
Anonymous, on Jul 20, 2009 wrote:
Inscrutable, Indeed!
Anonymous, on Jun 5, 2009 wrote:
"Anonymous, on Jan 26, 2009 wrote:
sign my metal gear solid poster!"

i loled
Anonymous, on Feb 6, 2009 wrote:
face+shirt = EPIC WIN
Anonymous, on Feb 3, 2009 wrote:
i dont get it... do you like the guy or not? cos i think he has a fucking awesome face, and I cant tell whether you agree with me
Anonymous, on Jan 26, 2009 wrote:
sign my metal gear solid poster!
Anonymous, on Jan 22, 2009 wrote:
if you don’t think that’s absolutely minter, you’re missing something... up,,, there
sarakatherine, on Jan 15, 2009 wrote:
I like the way the guy on the right is looking at him.
Anonymous, on Jan 7, 2009 wrote:
The guys on either side are wondering where that stench of weed and slaking is coming from.
Anonymous, on Dec 21, 2008 wrote:
Fudgecicles...thats all. Brilliant!
Anonymous, on Dec 16, 2008 wrote:
plum cake.
Anonymous, on Dec 16, 2008 wrote:
i love this person...

"You don’t want his sperm. At best, you might ask him for the time and then sort of shrug it off and walk away."

if he’s a ten, hand him a plastic cup
if he’s a five, ask him the hour.
if he’s zero the hero
finally you get a chance to practice using your mace.
Anonymous, on Dec 16, 2008 wrote:
he is holding his balls to keep them warm.
Anonymous, on Dec 15, 2008 wrote:
I’m with them on his face. Radiohead or not, that shit matches up pretty spectacularly.
Anonymous, on Dec 15, 2008 wrote:
eh... he’s certainly not a don’t, but he’s nothing special. looks like the guy that always shows up when you’re about to smoke, then gets high and sits there without saying a word for two hours. this is the waste of weed guy. totally forgettable.
Anonymous, on Dec 15, 2008 wrote:
No. You know what? No.

This is not a Do. I mean, hell, it might not even be a Don’t, but for christs sake it’s not a DO. He doesn’t look like some hip young wraith, nor does he look like a totally over-it old guy. He’s a thirty something asian dude with a radiohead t-shirt.

You don’t want his sperm. At best, you might ask him for the time and then sort of shrug it off and walk away.
Anonymous, on Dec 15, 2008 wrote:
are you SURE???

"Anonymous, on Dec 13, 2008 wrote:
it’s a radiohead t-shirt."

because that’s why they killed the messenger. fans bashed his head in before he posted a url.

thats what the paper said anyway.
Anonymous, on Dec 14, 2008 wrote:
I know this guy, his dad owns a corner store.
Jesus Crust, on Dec 14, 2008 wrote:
"Plum Cake’s" Arch-Rival
exitement, on Dec 13, 2008 wrote:
Son Of "Plum Cake"
Anonymous, on Dec 13, 2008 wrote:
I bet his breath smells like scope.

If scope made "crab-old cunt-and dog poo" flavor.
Anonymous, on Dec 13, 2008 wrote:
it’s a radiohead t-shirt.
Anonymous, on Dec 13, 2008 wrote:
once again the wonder of the Japanese T Shirt slogan strikes laughter into the hearts of English speakers!
Anonymous, on Dec 13, 2008 wrote:
The guy on the right is totally checking this dude out.
Anonymous, on Dec 13, 2008 wrote:
I want to steal this guys sperm.
loifffy, on Dec 13, 2008 wrote:
i bet he reads "the wire"
Anonymous, on Dec 13, 2008 wrote:
can’t you vividly hear him saying that in a charlie chan voice
Anonymous, on Dec 13, 2008 wrote:
very intriguing that the first comment here was in german
Anonymous, on Dec 13, 2008 wrote:
fuck
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