What is this, the Lockhorns? Even if, taking the high road here, your husband's defective penis isn't at least partially the result of your own middleaged bloatification, parading it through the airport can't be helping.Comments/Enlarge |
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You know you’ve hit the nail on the head when you make every other girl in the room feel like your mom.Comments/Enlarge |
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Dude, we get that you're willing to jump through hoops to show how much you hate your dad, but turning your ears into jump-throughable hoops just makes the rest of the world think "Hmmm, maybe that drunken, perpetually farting oaf had a point."
CAZWAZZzzzz, on Oct 7, 2009 wrote: Shame, he looks quite hot aside from his saggy lobes
Anonymous, on Oct 5, 2009 wrote: woah that is the ultimate turn on, i would tap that ear.
Anonymous, on Sep 23, 2009 wrote: Look at his fucking eyelashes. Just fucking look at his fucking eyelashes.
enstigator, on Aug 28, 2009 wrote: if i had ears like this i would be afraid of someone chopped the lobe off with fiskers in the middle of the night and if i was his roommate i would be afraid of not being able to resist doing just that.
Anonymous, on Aug 19, 2009 wrote: yes, his ears may look like prolapsed rectums, but he seriously has a massive cock
Anonymous, on May 17, 2009 wrote: It wasn’t at all predictable what you were gonna say on this one.
You really are a bunch of pretentious wankers.
Nothing more than chavs in charity shop clothes, gawping and shouting abuse at anyone that looks different.
Anonymous, on May 15, 2009 wrote: i guess we don’t hafta wait 50 years to see what peircings will look like. this is it and it looks sick
pizzaface, on May 4, 2009 wrote: i have never seen hair so god damn fucking oily.
Anonymous, on Mar 31, 2009 wrote: if close minded means still having an earlobe, then yes, i am
Anonymous, on Mar 30, 2009 wrote: I’m astounded as to how close minded you all are. Seriously.
Anonymous, on Jan 26, 2009 wrote: enjoy never getting a job!
Anonymous, on Jan 21, 2009 wrote: Rebelling against his circumcision by growing his earlobes into foreskins.
sarakatherine, on Jan 15, 2009 wrote: He’s an "INDIVIDUAL!"
Anonymous, on Jan 13, 2009 wrote: I never understood why?
Anonymous, on Jan 6, 2009 wrote: gives a whole new spin to ear fucking
Anonymous, on Jan 5, 2009 wrote: Where are his fucking parents? I hope they cancel this little freak’s trust fund.
Anonymous, on Dec 17, 2008 wrote: EPIC FAILURE.
@ body modification
Anonymous, on Dec 17, 2008 wrote: this is gross
whys he smiling
Anonymous, on Dec 15, 2008 wrote: WOW.
i clicked on you because youre an asshole but i had no idea...
"okay this girl isnt cute or hot or anything she looks like a spic shes so jewish "
you know we can read that right? you are awful in every way. what is the matter with you.
asobi, on Dec 14, 2008 wrote: body mod people are gay
Anonymous, on Dec 13, 2008 wrote: eew
Anonymous, on Dec 12, 2008 wrote: what geriatric accompaniments will festoon the future? This mans ears know...
(see ebay 2082)
Anonymous, on Dec 12, 2008 wrote: i was feeling really blissed out today until i saw this, real talk. i want to beat him and set him on fire so bad
Norseberserk, on Dec 12, 2008 wrote: You down there, those are some ugly mo fukin ear hoops
Miscreant, on Dec 12, 2008 wrote: The ear anchor diverts attention from his feminine facial features.
Anonymous, on Dec 12, 2008 wrote: HAHA, that’s my bass player! By the by, the cat that said Jay has a 6-string bass is no musician, it’s a 5 string, fret-less, whale harpoon of a bass. Also, this man is far from pretentious, he’s postentious! Also, a very nice, intelligent, and intuitive guy. Nice to see that fashion dictates your assumptions so easily... asshats.
Anonymous, on Dec 11, 2008 wrote: "he has a 6-string bass guitar"
yeah that sounds about right
Anonymous, on Dec 11, 2008 wrote: Hey I know this guy, his name is Jay and he lives in Austin and I stayed at his house for a month last summer. he has a 6-string bass guitar and sits around the house with WEIGHTS in his ears so they’ll stretch out more. He also really gets into watching UFC and extreme fighting, he gets all aggro and yells at teh TV like your dad does during football games. He also teaches middle school. I’m dead fucking serious.
Anonymous, on Dec 11, 2008 wrote: shitfuck, that must weigh a lot.
Jesus Crust, on Dec 10, 2008 wrote: That hat looks like a PBR hat I have