Rave sucks, but when you’re stuck in there, tripping your balls off, catching sight of this and becoming so transfixed with it that you start developing religious theories about asses, it actually starts to make perfect sense.Comments/Enlarge |
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What the fuck are you glowering about? If that sexball let me put my freckly hands all over her person I'd be doing dances with her that make Skeritt Boy look like a tree-sloth who hates sex, not getting into staring problems with every other guy in the room. I guess heavy hangs the face that wears the tits.Comments/Enlarge |
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Instead of taking inner-city kids to the country to teach them about farms (do they still do that?), we should make them dress like closeted 14-year-old farmhands using their mothers' maternity dresses as dusters. They may not learn anything from the experience, but holy shit would it crack me up.
Anonymous, on Oct 6, 2009 wrote: this is the definition of "total fucking cunt"
Anonymous, on Jul 16, 2009 wrote: I’M PRETTY SURE I LET THIS GUY OR HIS FRIEND BUM A CIGARETTE OFF ME OUTSIDE ST MARKS CHURCH BECAUSE I WAS AFRAID THEY’D MURDER ME IF I SAID NO
johnny myers, on May 28, 2009 wrote: Vampire Hunter D. didnt get fucked with in school. I think his logic is pretty sound.
Anonymous, on May 16, 2009 wrote: oh snap its rayden
Anonymous, on May 15, 2009 wrote: he’s forced to ride the subway now because his horse ran away.
Anonymous, on Apr 13, 2009 wrote: ladies and gentlemen, the blundertaker.
Anonymous, on Apr 9, 2009 wrote: Ghetto Van Helsing
Anonymous, on Apr 7, 2009 wrote: DON"T???? total do.... this looks like Horse from Bonanza as a satanic monk. this guy rules!
Anonymous, on Feb 18, 2009 wrote: He’s the Undertaker of the Mexican WWE
Anonymous, on Jan 28, 2009 wrote: i love mortal combat
Anonymous, on Jan 26, 2009 wrote: vampire hunter!
Anonymous, on Dec 21, 2008 wrote: Did anybody ever play Chakan the foreverman on Sega?
Anonymous, on Dec 20, 2008 wrote: is that his moms dress
Anonymous, on Dec 19, 2008 wrote: this guy is simply adorable.. what a kid :)
Anonymous, on Dec 18, 2008 wrote: Double K, is that you...?
Anonymous, on Dec 17, 2008 wrote: such a weirdo
mrpopenfresh, on Dec 14, 2008 wrote: The black is always faded out in this style. How odd.
asobi, on Dec 14, 2008 wrote: attn "dorkfu": yes, because blasting The ergs! in your parents SUV and parking it in the sophomore section of your schools parking lot wasn’t yesterday.
asobi, on Dec 14, 2008 wrote: hi haters, this guys outfit rocks
Anonymous, on Dec 13, 2008 wrote: he reminds me of high school
Anonymous, on Dec 12, 2008 wrote: he’s beginning to doubt his mother’s stories of how his dad is gone fighting an intergalactic war somewhere around the outer rings of saturn
Anonymous, on Dec 12, 2008 wrote: the massive collection of crusty, dried-up tissues under his bed is almost to the tipping point
Anonymous, on Dec 11, 2008 wrote: Mortal Kombat!
Anonymous, on Dec 11, 2008 wrote: LOL NYC vampyre
Anonymous, on Dec 11, 2008 wrote: Fuck ’Dusk Till Dawn’, I’m hanging out with ’Dawn Till Mommy Picks Me Up’.
Anonymous, on Dec 10, 2008 wrote: That is totally one of those fat aunt denim dresses he’s just taken and dyed black. You can even see where her ere-expanding bustline stressed out the buttonholes.
Anonymous, on Dec 10, 2008 wrote: baby you send me...
Anonymous, on Dec 10, 2008 wrote: oh shit. it does look like the pm dawn guy. good call.
Anonymous, on Dec 10, 2008 wrote: OMG, it’s PM Dawn coming back for revenge!
Anonymous, on Dec 9, 2008 wrote: hahahahaha what a momo
