Look, it’s been a long week. If you need me I’ll be down at the park having a couple Buds with Professor Barnabus P. Galaxicon and his Splendiferous Brain-O-Scope.Comments/Enlarge |
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So you Junior Mengeles weren't content with your cockapoos and beagadors and pugadoodles and now you've graduated to full-on monstrosities like giant two-mouthed pit bulls and sideways husky-terriers. Disgusting. At least Dr. Moreau had the decency to keep his abominations locked away on an island.
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We were bitching about how winter turns everyone into dumpy black nylon hunchbacks when this arctic commando sauntered up and said "I heard somebody was feeling gloomy, so I brought over a drum of cocoa in my Polar Assault Tank®. Who's ready to roll?"
Anonymous, on Sep 2, 2009 wrote: Fuck yes, it’s the Abonimable Blowman.
Anonymous, on Sep 1, 2009 wrote: Oh my god this guy is AWESOME!
Anonymous, on May 15, 2009 wrote: wow, black max headroom
Anonymous, on Apr 30, 2009 wrote: They should have made this guy as a G.I. Joe
Anonymous, on Jan 26, 2009 wrote: YO GABBA GABBA!
sarakatherine, on Jan 15, 2009 wrote: Kanye in disguise.
Anonymous, on Jan 12, 2009 wrote: Sick Goldeneye reference
astrogirl, on Jan 9, 2009 wrote: Isn’t that Lafa Taylor?? Crazy Style, Huge in Japan?? Bueller.
Anonymous, on Jan 5, 2009 wrote: i know what I am going to be for haloween
Anonymous, on Jan 3, 2009 wrote: LIGHTSPEED CHAMPION
Anonymous, on Dec 17, 2008 wrote: haha i love how he has a thermos
Anonymous, on Dec 15, 2008 wrote: Black people are the COOLEST living beings on this earth!
Anonymous, on Dec 15, 2008 wrote: I’m ready to roll. Let’s do this!!!
Anonymous, on Dec 14, 2008 wrote: bitch, you’re a stupid cunt
loifffy, on Dec 13, 2008 wrote: i thought i was the only one who noticed the "modicum of decorum" thing, i try and drop it casually into conversation and see if anyone says "ZOMG YOU READ VICE"
Anonymous, on Dec 12, 2008 wrote: I mean DJ Lance Rock
Anonymous, on Dec 12, 2008 wrote: Looks like DJ Lance from Yo Gabba Gabba
Anonymous, on Dec 12, 2008 wrote: he’s not quite a do hall of famer, but he made the probowl three years running.
Anonymous, on Dec 12, 2008 wrote: snowy dopeness
Anonymous, on Dec 11, 2008 wrote: Fuck Yes!!!
Anonymous, on Dec 10, 2008 wrote: hey folks, i am tired of this caption format. big time. "we were talking about ____ when this person came up and blah blah blah" - it’s ALMOST but not quite as bad as "modicum of decorum"
Anonymous, on Dec 10, 2008 wrote: Hi to the anonymous Watford comment...I am Sane Phoenix - The man in the Picture. For your information firstly i have a very extensive collection of clothing, which is actually too big for my wardrobe. I choose to wear white, yellow and gold, and specificaly 2 outfits at the moment which are laundered every 2-3 days. People don’t beat me up or even try as they seem to actually like my style for reasons known only to themselves - and in my experience people of any part of any town be it surburban, metropolitan or whatever tend to avoid starting fight with 6 foot 2 inch black men unless they really have to. Nice try though.
Anonymous, on Dec 10, 2008 wrote: dig the threads, but his leg’s on backwards...
Anonymous, on Dec 10, 2008 wrote: Partying in a tank sounds like a blast until you’ve actually been in one. Good luck getting that travel mug all the way to your mouth without banging your elbow on some instrument panel.
Anonymous, on Dec 10, 2008 wrote: hahahaha below me!
Anonymous, on Dec 10, 2008 wrote: To Anon 7 comments down -
I bet he’s fucking gutted that he can’t go to Watford.
Anonymous, on Dec 10, 2008 wrote: its sane phoenix! i love this guy!
Anonymous, on Dec 9, 2008 wrote: I knew the White version of this guy back in 1999. He always had the best weed and LSD. I was so fucking high.
Anonymous, on Dec 9, 2008 wrote: finally a good caption from vice. been awhile.
Jesus Crust, on Dec 9, 2008 wrote: That guy is ready to take on the evil snowman in my back yard
