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I vote that we replace room full of blondes with these two for "every teenage boy's fantasy." It's more realistic and it acknowledges just how many of us were jerking off to Tank Girl and Love and Rockets. Comments/Enlarge | See all


I guess it’s OK to jauntily perch atop an old lady’s bike if you look like the French Dennis Wilson (I want that jacket). Comments/Enlarge | See all








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If you can’t admit how good it would feel to grab his Coach-logoed yarmulke and frisbee it into the sea, you’d better check your pulse.

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Anonymous, on Sep 19, 2009 wrote:
holy shit. from the thumbnail, i thought the top of his head was shaved, and he got a scalp tattoo. holy shit.
Anonymous, on Aug 11, 2009 wrote:
homos
Anonymous, on Jul 30, 2009 wrote:
where the faaaacckkk did he find that ?!
Anonymous, on Jul 18, 2009 wrote:
fricken exposed brains
jizzmopper, on Jul 8, 2009 wrote:
the guy in red grew a beer belly between the photo and the drawing.
Anonymous, on Jul 8, 2009 wrote:
I do want to frisbee it
Anonymous, on Jul 3, 2009 wrote:
auschwitz was a gas!
Anonymous, on May 22, 2009 wrote:
ray liotta from the end of hannibal ??
pizzaface, on May 15, 2009 wrote:
only on sketches.
Anonymous, on Feb 8, 2009 wrote:
A-holes like this give Judaism a bad name. We arent all like this. I Promise!
sarakatherine, on Jan 15, 2009 wrote:
It’s spelled yarmulke?
Anonymous, on Dec 13, 2008 wrote:
in the illustration it looks like his brain is exposed...like in "Red Dragon" and probably a butt-load of other movies that probably all rule...wait...does that even happen in Red Dragon?. whatever...a picture of a red dragon would be cool. you should post that!
magoo, on Dec 5, 2008 wrote:
lol I fucking love these things
Anonymous, on Dec 5, 2008 wrote:
hahhahaahahhha
Anonymous, on Nov 29, 2008 wrote:
AHHH what the hell is that!! HOW does that exist???
Anonymous, on Nov 29, 2008 wrote:
There is nothing "wrong" about the comment. It’s SPOT ON.
The point is: WTF is this "religious" - term here is observant Jew - dude buying into the commercialization of his religion.
Even if it was a received as a gift, he should never ever wear that.

If you saw someone wearing a Gucci logoed burka, it would be nigh-impossible to think "Is this for serious?".
And yes, a second counts.
So for all the forthcoming comments,
there is nothing wrong with the caption.
Wearing a religious headpiece on your head - FOR FREE - is dumb.

Barry Z
Anonymous, on Nov 25, 2008 wrote:
You are a piece of shit, but only because you’ve bought into the marketing lie that most people dress the way they do for reasons far more mercenary than that they like the way it looks and somehow you’re the only one who knows better.
Anonymous, on Nov 24, 2008 wrote:
I like how the drawing version looks like a tattoo on a bald dudes head
Anonymous, on Nov 22, 2008 wrote:
wtf? This is hilarious!
Anonymous, on Nov 21, 2008 wrote:
i thought jews were cheap bastards...whats up with the coach yamaka?
neezy, on Nov 20, 2008 wrote:
Insert joke about that hat not being kosher
Anonymous, on Nov 19, 2008 wrote:
this is fucking retarded and I thought the jew hat thingie was this guy’s exposed brain.
Anonymous, on Nov 19, 2008 wrote:
why are you wasting your time on this? who’s sleeping with the dos and donts guy...fire em now you wanker.
Anonymous, on Nov 19, 2008 wrote:
If you’re seriously too dense to figure out what’s going on (roll your fucking mouse over the drawing), you deserve not to enjoy these.
Anonymous, on Nov 19, 2008 wrote:
wtf is wrong with VICE? where are the pictures dudes? how can you mess up a simple idea? what are these drawings? (they are bad by the way)
Anonymous, on Nov 19, 2008 wrote:
I like it, think it’s kina neat that he’d do that and I’d bet he’s doing it just for the fun of it :)
Anonymous, on Nov 19, 2008 wrote:
I’m truly hating these weird little sketches. They pull the punch out captions before you’ve read them. For the love of Christ please stop!
Anonymous, on Nov 18, 2008 wrote:
You all must be hateful Neo Nazis! Don’t you know how the jews have suffered? Although they are only about 3% of world population, the represent over 50% of all the millionaires on the planet. You are SO CRUEL - ADOLF!
Anonymous, on Nov 18, 2008 wrote:
i wonder if he has a gucci merkin
Anonymous, on Nov 18, 2008 wrote:
Anti-semite!
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