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Are they trying to sex up the Auschwitz museum tours? Or did a guy in his 40s who owns a flagging lingerie store in Berlin dream up this harrowing display of human frailty? Either way it's making me horny. Comments/Enlarge | See all


“Its actually awesome that Aunt Ruth kicked me out of the house ‘cause now I get to wear whatever I want, whenever I want.” Comments/Enlarge | See all








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A lot of people are like "So what if someone occasionally wears a pair of sandals or goes out with their shirt untucked? It feels good, let them do what they want." But they don't realize that these things are gateway steps to becoming a full-blown comfort junkie.

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Anonymous, on Jul 29, 2009 wrote:
this is why i stopped doing k.
dangerboy, on Jul 14, 2009 wrote:
hey, he looks pretty relaxed to me.
icebergler, on Mar 29, 2009 wrote:
no way! dude threw up on himself then passes out while jerking off...then his roommate comes home and takes a fucking picture!!
Anonymous, on Feb 1, 2009 wrote:
Aww, Ben Afleck has hit rock bottom....where is Maaat Damooooon?
sarakatherine, on Jan 15, 2009 wrote:
I’m diggin’ the hand in the pants.
Roil, on Dec 1, 2008 wrote:
Poor little guy got all ’tuckered out’ jerking off while puking on himself. Poor little guy.
Anonymous, on Nov 29, 2008 wrote:
everything about this tells me the drugs are bad.
BadFishG , on Nov 21, 2008 wrote:
ew.
Anonymous, on Nov 21, 2008 wrote:
he got tired of searching his "mate"...
Anonymous, on Nov 17, 2008 wrote:
why the fuck would you tuck a shirt into jeans?
Anonymous, on Nov 17, 2008 wrote:
yeah looks fake. puke on shirt.check. hand touching balls. check. slippers. check. a predictable DONT on vice. check.
Anonymous, on Nov 17, 2008 wrote:
this is fake.
Anonymous, on Nov 16, 2008 wrote:
"Every guy at the University of Michigan is this guy. Ugh"
hah. so true.
Anonymous, on Nov 15, 2008 wrote:
...is that Casey Afleck, Ben’s younger, betterer brother?
Anonymous, on Nov 15, 2008 wrote:
Obviously a visual reference to the scene in mulholland dr. when naomi watts rubs one out while sobbing uncontrollably. Good eye, Vice.
Anonymous, on Nov 15, 2008 wrote:
Looks like the Vice office to me.
Anonymous, on Nov 15, 2008 wrote:
Look at the chair and rug. It begs the question - where the hell did all of this go down? Grandma Ruby’s condo?
fatbaby, on Nov 14, 2008 wrote:
no that’s casey afleck.
Anonymous, on Nov 14, 2008 wrote:
taaaaaaaaaaaakee onnnnnnnnn meeeeeeee..... taaaaaaaaaake meeeeeee onnnnnnnnnnnn....
Anonymous, on Nov 14, 2008 wrote:
vesco looks a bit rough here
Anonymous, on Nov 14, 2008 wrote:
no, i think he puked because he was rubbing one out. Pulling the goalie as we say here in Canada
Anonymous, on Nov 14, 2008 wrote:
This brings to mind the line from This Is Spinal Tap:

"It was ... someone else’s vomit."
Anonymous, on Nov 14, 2008 wrote:
Couldn’t even get the belt around his arm.
Anonymous, on Nov 14, 2008 wrote:
This was every fucking guy at every fucking party I went to in college. Every guy at the University of Michigan is this guy. Ugh.
Mr. Belvedere, on Nov 14, 2008 wrote:
i think that’s my cousin whom i haven’t seen in over two (thank god) years.
Anonymous, on Nov 14, 2008 wrote:
did he puke before he started rubbing one out?
Anonymous, on Nov 14, 2008 wrote:
Gimmie a break, I got fired from the IT Dept for doing the boss’ daughter, got piss ass drunk, cut my hand when I broke a bottle, and passed out in front of the TV (no cable since I forgot to pay) and puked on myself in my sleep....Gosh I know when I wake up it will be better....
Anonymous, on Nov 14, 2008 wrote:
puke on shirt? i can’t tell what..that..is
Anonymous, on Nov 14, 2008 wrote:
Hey! It’s Ben Affleck before he met Matt Damon.
Anonymous, on Nov 14, 2008 wrote:
there’s something wrong here. maybe even a couple of things.
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