Look, it’s been a long week. If you need me I’ll be down at the park having a couple Buds with Professor Barnabus P. Galaxicon and his Splendiferous Brain-O-Scope.Comments/Enlarge |
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Going to Europe and seeing people under 30 who don’t look like they’re wearing drugstore GG Allin costumes is such an ocular relief it’s like shooting valium into your eyes. Comments/Enlarge |
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The big new trend with predators is this thing called "sense of touch rape." All you have to do is keep cramming different textures on your body until looking at you feels like dragging your fingernails across a seatbelt.
Anonymous, on Nov 4, 2009 wrote: ’you coulda just said, "too many textures, colors and shit that don’t match." it’s obviously not a funny or witty way to describe the caption’
You mean ’describe the photograph’?
Anonymous, on Sep 16, 2009 wrote: I would have done her until I saw the shoes.
Anonymous, on Sep 4, 2009 wrote: "I,m so much better then you, so don,t even bother."
Hey man. Your apostrophes are depressed.
Anonymous, on Sep 4, 2009 wrote: I,m so much better then you, so don,t even bother.
Kirby Puckett, on Aug 19, 2009 wrote: Waist-up isn’t bad if you ignore her face. So, I guess I’m really just saying to focus on her torso. Yeah, torso’s not bad.
sarakatherine, on Jan 15, 2009 wrote: What’s with the gladiator sandals?
Anonymous, on Jan 2, 2009 wrote: Ha! As if the furniture in every brothel in Vegas suddenly gave birth to itself.
Anonymous, on Dec 12, 2008 wrote: I would suck her toes for an hour, even though she wouldn’t piss on me if I was on fire...
Anonymous, on Dec 4, 2008 wrote: you couldnt be more right, even though this comment sucks too. although im not trying THAT hard
Anonymous, on Nov 30, 2008 wrote: She has a face that could crack ice !
Anonymous, on Nov 15, 2008 wrote: is that amy barnes?
Anonymous, on Nov 12, 2008 wrote: whuh?
lovehandles, on Nov 12, 2008 wrote: CONGRATULATIONS! your comments actually suck more than the caption!
Anonymous, on Nov 10, 2008 wrote: she reminds meof the the girl from shopaholic, who rationalizes purchases by saying, "i will be known as the girl in the gray scarf!"
Anonymous, on Nov 10, 2008 wrote: those pants look like they would feel like the furniture in my gran’s old living room.
Anonymous, on Nov 10, 2008 wrote: your description is stupid.
Anonymous, on Nov 10, 2008 wrote: What she watches: young and the restless
what she eats: anything from kashi to south beach diet
favorite chocalate bar: This women likes it dark "hershey’s dark chocolate kisses"
favorite pills:xanax but she’s prescribed prozak
favorite mag: US WEEKLY!
fAVORITE ARTIST: cher
favorite tampon: of course "tampax"
last but not least favorite wine: franzia wine
m.r.
Anonymous, on Nov 10, 2008 wrote: It’s true. There is something about seeing a woman in satin that gives me unnatural urges.
Barney Miller, on Nov 10, 2008 wrote: She’s a DO in my book; after all, she’s barefoot, and that’s halfway there to "barefoot and pregnant".
Anonymous, on Nov 10, 2008 wrote: is that maoz she is outside of?
i want some fuckin falafs!
Anonymous, on Nov 10, 2008 wrote: More zombie killing hot chicks with machetes please.
That or write a funny caption, your choice.
Maxxx, on Nov 10, 2008 wrote: She doesn’t look too distressed for a person that can’t find her seeing eye dog.
Anonymous, on Nov 10, 2008 wrote: sif vice would know anything about new trends
fatbaby, on Nov 10, 2008 wrote: i dunno... i liked the part describing looking at a person as dragging fingernails across a seatbelt. That really spoke to me.
Anonymous, on Nov 9, 2008 wrote: you coulda just said, "too many textures, colors and shit that don’t match." it’s obviously not a funny or witty way to describe the caption but people would hate you less
