OK, just so we're clear, you used a bike wheel to make a sidecar for your bike so you can carry a tiny, folded-up bike with you when you bike. Is this what happens when Germans take acid or just the world's most elaborate variation of "my girlfriend lives in Canada"?Comments/Enlarge |
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Look, it’s been a long week. If you need me I’ll be down at the park having a couple Buds with Professor Barnabus P. Galaxicon and his Splendiferous Brain-O-Scope.Comments/Enlarge |
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Stop making that corny "man playing the world's smallest violin" gesture whenever you have to listen to some saddie's sob story. We're phasing it out for Richie Basements and his two-string dumpster ukulele.
dingo dick, on Jun 12, 2009 wrote: this isn’t what i think "living the high life" should be but each man has his own definition of paradise i suppose.
Anonymous, on Dec 1, 2008 wrote: so this is what dungeon taskmasters do on their break
Anonymous, on Nov 17, 2008 wrote: Eh, sell it to Adbusters. This guy isn’t homeless, just soused. Look at the cleanliness of his shorts and socks.
Anonymous, on Nov 15, 2008 wrote: Lame! What’s next Vice? Collaboration with Bumfights?
elZaphod, on Nov 11, 2008 wrote: Looks like he just finished eating a raw liver without the use of his hands. That’s a true ukulele devotee for you- never stop the music.
elZaphod, on Nov 11, 2008 wrote: It that a hatchet wound in the center of his scalp?
Anonymous, on Nov 8, 2008 wrote: Give him a break. He is only on his second bear.
To play the Ukulele Blues, a man has to go through some real heartache. Heartache so deep that the only time he appears to the general public is to take a drag off a smoke and air dry his tear stained clothes.
Anonymous, on Nov 7, 2008 wrote: Why do I get the feeling that he just murdered his wife?
Anonymous, on Nov 7, 2008 wrote: he thinks he is charles bukowski. maybe he is.
exitement, on Nov 7, 2008 wrote: um, fuck you all, if i could snap my fingers and have a foot-tall fairy version of this guy pop up every time someone bitched about $20 show tickets, that would be dope. not "dopes," like you all, but "dope," as in rad.
Anonymous, on Nov 7, 2008 wrote: he probably stole the ukelele. duh.
what’s this about vice being ruined. if you look at an issue from before they dumped the nazi guy it’s really weak.
Anonymous, on Nov 7, 2008 wrote: i love this guy. cute.
brosandbabes, on Nov 7, 2008 wrote: the ukulele is surprisingly clean in comparison to the rest of this slob
Anonymous, on Nov 7, 2008 wrote: His lower half is so clean compared to the top. It’s like he was buried upside down in a hangover.
Anonymous, on Nov 7, 2008 wrote: Caption = bad
Comments = good
Well done everyone.
Poor show Vice caption writer. Once again you’ve let everyone down. I hope your happy.
Anonymous, on Nov 7, 2008 wrote: Terrible fucking caption. Way to singlehandedly ruin vice magazine shitty caption writer.
Anonymous, on Nov 7, 2008 wrote: The day I missed the work bus...
Anonymous, on Nov 7, 2008 wrote: his eyes cant even focus-thats sad.
Miscreant, on Nov 6, 2008 wrote: There is a certain dignity about not hitting rock bottom, but rather, taking the down staircase.
Ukelele Guy, you are a Prince among Fellows.
Anonymous, on Nov 6, 2008 wrote: bahaha.
lame
solareyes, on Nov 6, 2008 wrote: This guy is the height of not giving a shit.
