This is a variation of the "Boy Named Sue" school of parenting where, instead of teaching your son to grow up tough, you accept the fact that he's going to end up a psychologically mangled train wreck of a pussy and see how bad you can make it.
Anonymous, on Aug 7, 2009 wrote: runaway now, kid. just go.
Anonymous, on Aug 7, 2009 wrote: the duel launcher haahah
Anonymous, on Jun 21, 2009 wrote: wait is the dad the psycho pussy or is that the kid?
Anonymous, on Feb 7, 2009 wrote: Hahaha.... I secretly wish my dad was like this.
Anonymous, on Jan 2, 2009 wrote: Ah, the first to graduate from the Barbizon Johnny Depp Modeling School.
Anonymous, on Dec 15, 2008 wrote: Must be a professional juggler.
Anonymous, on Dec 1, 2008 wrote: i didnt know there were any civil war vets still alive
Anonymous, on Nov 24, 2008 wrote: i think the jacket is from the civil war era, and he’s into re-creating events...that’s with all the stuff in/under the cart...crazy pants for...well...getting crazy i guess...
Anonymous, on Nov 22, 2008 wrote: Dr. Drew Pensky is about to make an intervention on Christopher Lloyd’s son, he thinks he is going to be in a re-make of Back To The Future.
Anonymous, on Nov 14, 2008 wrote: there’s a lot of stuff in that cart and they haven’t even started shopping or whatever
Anonymous, on Nov 12, 2008 wrote: I’d bet twenty bucks that the guy who wrote this would get her ass kicked by the pirate toe to toe.
Anonymous, on Nov 8, 2008 wrote: this is lame.. th guy is giving his kid a good time! the dos and donts suckkk
Miscreant, on Nov 6, 2008 wrote: If that’s his grocery wear, he must have one hell of a deep wardrobe.
Anonymous, on Nov 6, 2008 wrote: "grow up tough" refers to the song they mention 10 words earlier. Is your attention span a picosecond?
I dont care about this, on Nov 6, 2008 wrote: "tough’ vice? seriously? what would you like him to be wearing, a jock strap? how about a sign that says "I eat meat and like to destroy things."
Anonymous, on Nov 6, 2008 wrote: See, i like Vice, but it’s comments like this that i feel piss people off a lot.
What’s wrong with this guy? So he’s dressed as a pirate? He might be a super tough kenpo master who happens to be a bit eccentric. Leave acceptable people alone and stick to ragging on losers.
Anonymous, on Nov 5, 2008 wrote: That’s the guy that played Sol on Deadwood ain’t it?
Anonymous, on Nov 5, 2008 wrote: I don’t understand why Vice assumes that its the kid’s Dad when he’s clearly much more likely to just be his imaginary friend.
Anonymous, on Nov 5, 2008 wrote: captain morgan?
Anonymous, on Nov 5, 2008 wrote: Um, try again. This picture was taken in May.
fatbaby, on Nov 5, 2008 wrote: Do. They can’t even pick real don’ts anymore.
doomslang, on Nov 5, 2008 wrote: uh. this is halloween and that guy is dressed up as that pirates of the caribbean dude.
Anonymous, on Nov 5, 2008 wrote: About an inch needs to be taken from the sleeve. Jackets bought off the rack are not always the right size!
Anonymous, on Nov 5, 2008 wrote: You’re right, the jacket’s pretty dope. It’s just that at this point, it’s like sticking a daisy into a mound of dog shit.
Anonymous, on Nov 5, 2008 wrote: the jacket’s not that bad....?
Anonymous, on Nov 5, 2008 wrote: shit man, from a lady perspective, hes a bonifide hottie cause he will do the excat oppisite of "whats cool"
actually he doesnt even care.
hes too busy having bonfires at his ouse in the middle of know where with his wife Bromhilda
I dig the jacket
Anonymous, on Nov 5, 2008 wrote: That’s definitely not London - more than likely Brighton, world capital of arsehole jugglers and smackheads
Anonymous, on Nov 5, 2008 wrote: Or, if not, Bristol.
Anonymous, on Nov 5, 2008 wrote: This has to be in London.
Anonymous, on Nov 5, 2008 wrote: this guy knows the only reason anybody would ask to take his picture is to bust on him. maybe this inspired a moment of genuine reflction like,am i embarrassing my son?
reminds me of when my uncle used to come over wearing these homemade leather peter pan shoes and wed play with them and mom would be like, dont touch those.
