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I hate these suicidal poets who are pushing mid-30s and dress like tampons just so they can maybe sneak up a drunk student's gash. Comments/Enlarge | See all


Here’s an argument for letting your kids do drugs at the earliest age possible. When people get into drugs too late in life they amalgamate all the things the desperate teenage drug addicts who runaway to the big city at 15 do; complete with the old "getting an STD on their first week in the big city from the Polish waiter" chestnut. Comments/Enlarge | See all








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This guy reeks of good vibes like his ass just farted my favorite song. He’s like the big brother that secretly lets you drive the car when you’re 12 years-old.

Comments

Anonymous, on Jul 22, 2009 wrote:
eww!
country fried steak, on Jun 12, 2009 wrote:
chief little buddy!
Anonymous, on Mar 7, 2009 wrote:
I wish the haters would stop posting mean comments. This guy is evidently the awesome best friend you never had but wish you’d made more of an effort to get to know. I want to hang out with him and visit record fairs together.
Anonymous, on Mar 5, 2009 wrote:
this stain looks like trey from phish in the lil picture.
Anonymous, on Feb 23, 2009 wrote:
DON’T!
Anonymous, on Jan 8, 2009 wrote:
you’ve got to love anyone with that moustache who has no air of creepiness or perversion. Plus the red top/converse combo kills it. cool guy.
Anonymous, on Oct 17, 2008 wrote:
trucker nerd. No fucking way
solareyes, on Sep 25, 2008 wrote:
nah this guys a fucking creep
Anonymous, on Jun 27, 2008 wrote:
eh, whatever.

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