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DOS & DON'TS

You know what? We had so much fun trying to beam quarters between her ass cheeks at 65 mph that we have to give her a DO. We almost got one in there too, before she either exited the highway or dumped her bike and got run over by a semi. It was hard to tell which happened in the rearview mirror. Comments/Enlarge | See all


If you just reversed their order and added a large pile of dog shit to the left this would be like one of those evolutionary diagrams. Comments/Enlarge | See all








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You know you're whipped when you let her pick out your mental illness.

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Silent Running, on Aug 15, 2009 wrote:
Chlamydia.
Anonymous, on Aug 2, 2009 wrote:
0kay, I’m back..I felt really bad about my comments dated 10/23/08... I didn’t mean to use the word ’Honkies’...I mean some of my best friends are White..no really...! Please don’t be sore at me.
Anonymous, on Jul 1, 2009 wrote:
These people hang out by the freight elevator of my building. I see them everyday. if I ever bring anything out of that elevator- a fucking ream of paper or like a box of paper clips or whatever- they always ask if they can have it. And its like, Fuck no. And then they get mad. She said they "went away for the winter"
Anonymous, on Jun 9, 2009 wrote:
have you ever ridden around on purple bicycles with a crochet obsessed hippy chick hoping to score weed money? it’s only fun for about four hours. or until you get laid... whichever comes first.
Anonymous, on Apr 23, 2009 wrote:
How the fuck is this a donīt??? Are you guys stupid or something?
Anonymous, on Apr 16, 2009 wrote:
What black guys won’t do for white ass.....
Anonymous, on Apr 5, 2009 wrote:
funniest caption evarrrr
sarakatherine, on Jan 18, 2009 wrote:
Pretty funny caption.
Anonymous, on Dec 22, 2008 wrote:
Always wondered what the hell some of my country people went over there to do. (I am Jamaican) ... the shame OH the shame :( ... dude found a follower so it not all that bad for the guy :D Plus he can’t get away for this shit back here to easy. so yall keep him
Anonymous, on Nov 19, 2008 wrote:
oh shit - i saw these people the other day! I turned the corner and was blinded by the pure abundance of Crochet. i wonder who’s the bigger Crochet’r?
Anonymous, on Nov 17, 2008 wrote:
two months ago i asked to take a picture of that cat-- who incidentally rides in the basket of the bike. they said yes.. for a dollar. i took the pic without paying them and they cursed me. not like "fuck you." more like a voodoo curse.
Anonymous, on Nov 13, 2008 wrote:
I saw these guys one day, while I was coming out of the 59th/5th station. I was late for a doctor’s appointment, so I was kinda running by, but I overheard the dude telling his lady "We gotta do this, these people need us. They need us, baby." Seeing them as a "don’t" just fullcircled this shit so hard for me that I now think he was probably telling the truth.
Anonymous, on Oct 31, 2008 wrote:
crochet not war!
Anonymous, on Oct 28, 2008 wrote:
Yeah, I don’t get them. I see em all the time around 57th/8th and you’d just have to flip a coin to decide if they’re batshit or not. They look clean-ish but the crochet explosion is a huge wtf.
Anonymous, on Oct 28, 2008 wrote:
Those are some gentle people right there.
Anonymous, on Oct 26, 2008 wrote:
Beautiful caption. Simple yet elegant.
Anonymous, on Oct 24, 2008 wrote:
wow! i just noticed the cat on the bottom left corner!!!
Anonymous, on Oct 24, 2008 wrote:
Further evidence toward the correlation of cat ownership and early onset female dementia.
Anonymous, on Oct 24, 2008 wrote:
SO THAT’S WHO’S RUNNING HSBC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO WONDER WE’RE SCREWED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
xander, on Oct 24, 2008 wrote:
now they should make you sign some list before you buy yarn to discourage misuse of the product!
Anonymous, on Oct 23, 2008 wrote:
NAME: YOMAMA&US

Dear HonkIes:
All your comments here on mega lame, DOODS! First off, it seems like the blaq dood had done himself just fine with Whytee Ford aka The Pinnacle.

I see those two fools everyday near the Midtown Wholefoods ;) Silly Rabbits.

One Last Think, there aren’t anymore REAL New Yawkass, in New Yawk anymore, this is the ABSOLUTE TRUTH, atleast for Manhattan it is.
Anonymous, on Oct 23, 2008 wrote:
oh I know them, they hangout on 59th and 7th, surprisingly I dont think theyre crazy, they sell all those knitted things and I believe they have a home... well theyre sort of nuts I guess
James Danger, on Oct 23, 2008 wrote:
He’s putting on for his city.

On, on for his city.



Anonymous, on Oct 23, 2008 wrote:
aawwww.. i bet they are very popular with kitties :)
Anonymous, on Oct 23, 2008 wrote:
Oh man, he’s totally got the "busted" face.
Anonymous, on Oct 23, 2008 wrote:
Wasn’t there a don’t years ago talking about no matter how crazy a girl is, there’s always some dude willing to put up with it for getting laid. Shit goes double when dude is black.
Anonymous, on Oct 23, 2008 wrote:
hahahahaahhaahhahaha
Anonymous, on Oct 23, 2008 wrote:
they are trippin
Anonymous, on Oct 23, 2008 wrote:
Is he knitted to her purse? That really is whipped.
Anonymous, on Oct 23, 2008 wrote:
are those really leg warmers?
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