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DOS & DON'TS

Spanish crusties are everywhere in London at the moment and they’re looking FABULOUS. At the Insect Warfare show at the Old Blue Last we had dogs on strings sitting on bar stools, ordering pints. The rest of the crowd looked like this, from late 20s 7s with Anti Cimex shirts to amazing dykes with Punisher throat tattoos. Comments/Enlarge | See all


She’s aiming at “grunge goes to college” but it’s coming off more like the cover artwork of a porno VHS where schoolgirls have to drink the jizz of hairy Germans out of a martini glass. Comments/Enlarge | See all








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Oops. I guess as with Communism and that Biz Markie kids' show, cuter in theory than in practice.

Comments

TerribleOne, on Oct 15, 2009 wrote:
this picture would be far more bearable if she put the fucking jacket on and stopped draping in on her shoulders
Anonymous, on Jun 26, 2009 wrote:
no more misfits tshirts
Anonymous, on Jun 21, 2009 wrote:
in asia this is a don’t.
in asia the black chick is known as money-lips, but they use a polite word for that.
in asia, this don’t is further pushed into the depths of the undesirable because these women look like men and not 14 year girls.
Anonymous, on Jun 17, 2009 wrote:
the black chick is waiting for Eddie Murphy to come pick him up
Anonymous, on Mar 23, 2009 wrote:
The black chick is a serious DO, be still my throbbing boner

The other 2, grossness like no other
Anonymous, on Jan 18, 2009 wrote:
"Wait... this is a don’t and one next later and the girl on the right is a do? come on our attention span isn’t that short."

You’re an idiot. Good luck getting job ever.
Anonymous, on Jan 2, 2009 wrote:
Bet they heard Lou Reed’s ’Walk On The Wild Wide’ and decided to live the life...well until they had to heed their parents 10:30 curfew.
Anonymous, on Dec 26, 2008 wrote:
Yeah, see, the whole joke is that the caption under the photo of her as a "do" is cuter in theory than in practice.
Anonymous, on Nov 23, 2008 wrote:
I knew I’d fit in with the cool girls if I wore my Skeletor Shirt... "wait that’s not skeletor!!
Anonymous, on Nov 5, 2008 wrote:
the girl on right is in the next picture as a do?
Anonymous, on Oct 23, 2008 wrote:
didn’t you already feature the gal on the far right as a do? pretty sure ya did.
Anonymous, on Oct 23, 2008 wrote:
Wait... this is a don’t and one next later and the girl on the right is a do? come on our attention span isn’t that short.
xander, on Oct 21, 2008 wrote:
Hey I think I know that dude on the left but I didn’t know he was a drag queen!
Anonymous, on Oct 19, 2008 wrote:
This is obviously a do. You guys are fags and the Do’s and Dont’s haven’t been funny or relavent in several years. Nice nails on the blonde.
Anonymous, on Oct 19, 2008 wrote:
can anyone confirm if this girl lives in philly
Anonymous, on Oct 19, 2008 wrote:
smile bitch
Anonymous, on Oct 18, 2008 wrote:
Those sneakers are way too dirty to be "first day of punk"...
sOMewittyGenerIcclevernaMe23, on Oct 18, 2008 wrote:
There’s a party in my tummy (so yummy so yummy)...unfortunately someone spiked my drink and i’m throwing up these kids...
Anonymous, on Oct 18, 2008 wrote:
Yo Gabba Gabba is cool you fuckers.
jbricandy, on Oct 18, 2008 wrote:
Is this in Germany? I remember girls like these in my old, out-dated German exercise books in high school.
Anonymous, on Oct 17, 2008 wrote:
ya i found that jacket in the awkward and awful section of hot topic.
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Anonymous, on Oct 17, 2008 wrote:
Yo Gabba Gabba isn’t that bad. Wait till you have kids. There’s a lot of other worse fuckshit kids are watching.
Anonymous, on Oct 17, 2008 wrote:
Nobody beats tha Biz
Anonymous, on Oct 17, 2008 wrote:
Yes there is genius, welcome to what intelligent people like to call "the whole point of the fucking joke."
Anonymous, on Oct 17, 2008 wrote:
there is a "don’t" already about the "first day of being punk" girl on the right...in the same exact outfit.
Anonymous, on Oct 17, 2008 wrote:
WHOAAAAA
Anonymous, on Oct 17, 2008 wrote:
shotty go boom.
Anonymous, on Oct 17, 2008 wrote:
Thank you Vice, Hey Gabba Gabba fucking BLOOOOOWWWSS.
Anonymous, on Oct 17, 2008 wrote:
clever, vice. real clever.
Anonymous, on Oct 17, 2008 wrote:
Those must be the non-punk friends she’s leaving behind, because she looks miserable.

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