If anything’s going to cut through all the divisive bullshit surrounding immigration and bring us all together it’s not going be some corny political slogan or a song or even a chain of restaurants. It’s got to be something profound and universal. Like embarrassing dads.Comments/Enlarge |
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Bow-ties are almost impossible to pull off without looking like a groom at a Las Vegas wedding or a magician who works children’s parties, but these two faggoty little smart Alecs have nailed it so hard they’re making me wonder what their warm little cocks would feel like in my hand.Comments/Enlarge |
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“Dear blog about my awful life,
We had a party to celebrate the six-week anniversary of Mary’s erotica website and it ruled. Steve and Billy baked these hilarious cock cupcakes and they were a huge hit, especially with all the decaying old prunes who made up 89 percent of the guests.”
DallasDeckard, on Sep 20, 2009 wrote: Probably one of those tantric sex weekends where 11 people show up. None are under 50. The men sell dope and conspiracy zines for a living; the women breastfed their children till they went to college, sell erotic needlepoint and tuck their tits into the waistband of their sweatpants.
Anonymous, on Sep 10, 2009 wrote: ohhh this is awful... one of those things that makes u wish u were a different n more noble species
Anonymous, on Aug 6, 2009 wrote: The worst. Imagine her fucking Pat Butchers ass with that thing. I am going home to turn myself gay, wait a sec, I just did
Anonymous, on Jul 25, 2009 wrote: fucking sick.
Anonymous, on Jun 25, 2009 wrote: it looks kind of like a cannoli sticking out of a cupcake. i think i’ll bake one just like it.
pizzaface, on Jun 2, 2009 wrote: i dont think the part in her mouth is really the tip at all.
more or less halfway through already and shes still going.
country fried steak, on May 26, 2009 wrote: one girl, one cupcake. still gross
sarakatherine, on Jan 18, 2009 wrote: ...I’m making cupcakes like that one day soon.
Anonymous, on Jan 7, 2009 wrote: Poor penis shaped cupcake.
Anonymous, on Dec 26, 2008 wrote: Disgusting
Anonymous, on Dec 7, 2008 wrote: i dont know why everyone is buggin, this isnt that good of a dont, more like a do
Anonymous, on Dec 5, 2008 wrote: nauseating.
Anonymous, on Nov 8, 2008 wrote: I think the point being missed here is the person making those cock cakes didn’t really aim all that high. Seriously, at least make it something for penis fans to get excited about...I mean you don’t see any cupcakes of women with old saggy boobs now, do you?
Anonymous, on Oct 20, 2008 wrote: If you’re going to BJ food while someone takes a picture, please try to make it look like you know what you’re doing, thanks.
chiappe, on Oct 16, 2008 wrote: Desperate. Mind of ten-year-old. Welcome to "outlaw America"....this kind of fakey-naughty-badass" baloney bores the hell out of me. Wearing clean clothes and SMILING (not like a freak, but like a human being...and not with flourescent blue-white donkey teeth, either) would be "outlaw", these days...I"m fed up, moving to the moon....
hotlist, on Oct 13, 2008 wrote: this pic disturbs me greatly. i hope i never see it again. hardly likely.
Anonymous, on Oct 13, 2008 wrote: eewwwww. looks like a tramp’s dick
Anonymous, on Oct 12, 2008 wrote: that picture is fucked. hahahah. so gross
huggybear69, on Oct 12, 2008 wrote: next time it came outta her ass
Anonymous, on Oct 11, 2008 wrote: boring picture. lame caption.
Anonymous, on Oct 11, 2008 wrote: "not funny at all". ooh. Aren’t we an uptight little dick?
Miscreant, on Oct 10, 2008 wrote: This is her third cock cake and the first one she’s put in her mouth.
Justine needs her a man, ya’ she does.
Anonymous, on Oct 10, 2008 wrote: NOT FUNNY AT ALL.
alicia5686, on Oct 10, 2008 wrote: haha i likt the first two comments. also i dont think theres anything wrong with her majesty showing a little dick sucking pride in public.
andre, on Oct 10, 2008 wrote: i think the girl is ok.
