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There’s a new style of tit job in town. They’re calling it the “Beverly Hills Quarter Pounder With Cheese.”

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Anonymous, on Sep 30, 2009 wrote:
this hag needs a major kick to the head
Anonymous, on Sep 30, 2009 wrote:
why are her tits out?!! why is the boyfriend so relaxed about it?!! what the fuck is wrong with her?!! .. some women deserved to be treated badly, what a stupid bitch, god help us all.. except her ofcourse, she can rot in hell :)
Anonymous, on Sep 24, 2009 wrote:
I bet these arent fake.
Anonymous, on Sep 18, 2009 wrote:
OMG, are her nipples infected or something? Eeeuw. I would NOT be showing those off.
gdhamell, on Sep 7, 2009 wrote:
What is worse are the stretch marks that are almost concealed on her low rider jeans.
Anonymous, on Aug 31, 2009 wrote:
blur the tits not her fucking eyes.
Stanleyhalen, on Aug 29, 2009 wrote:

Put those things away for petes sake.

I mean it. Put ’em up..
Anonymous, on Aug 17, 2009 wrote:
They look like the pepperonis that are at the bottom of the par bucket at the Shoney’s buffet.
Anonymous, on Aug 14, 2009 wrote:
give her a week, and ride
Anonymous, on Aug 14, 2009 wrote:
"Oh yeah, this music is greaat, I’ve gotta let my TITS breathe! Oh god, my TITS... just get in therrre with the music. Yeah. Oh. Goddess Diana...."
(Head rolls back, ’accidently’ presses frankenstein cakes onto stranger. Is shoved backwards.)
dino, on Aug 6, 2009 wrote:
aaaaaaaaaaahhhh
Anonymous, on Aug 3, 2009 wrote:
i’m not sure what having kids has to do with this but i must wholeheartedly agree with the boobjob thing.
suicide queen, on Aug 2, 2009 wrote:
wow seeing this horrible looking boob job makes me happy that i never got implants... and the hideous stretch marks make me glad i never had kids.
Anonymous, on Aug 2, 2009 wrote:
wow seeing this horrible hack job makes me happy i never got implants or had kids.
Anonymous, on Jul 27, 2009 wrote:
ugh. my boyfriend says he’d suck on em. he’s a dirt bag!
Anonymous, on Jul 26, 2009 wrote:
almost threw up
Anonymous, on Jul 24, 2009 wrote:
scratch that... cold 2 day old pizza
Anonymous, on Jul 24, 2009 wrote:
her nipples are bubbling like hot pizza.
Anonymous, on Jul 13, 2009 wrote:
Take off shirts and finger point where the coke is girl.

Dont let her go with a shit load of drug breaking out of her titties,grab her pablo.

Ai ai sir
Anonymous, on Jun 25, 2009 wrote:
her stretch marks on her stomach are worse than her tits
Anonymous, on Jun 11, 2009 wrote:
I really gasped in abject horror from the shock of the difference in the thumbnail and enlarged version of this flick. The close-up intimate details can be spared a million times over. Lord help us all.
invisible buttons, on Jun 9, 2009 wrote:
OH MY GOD I THINK I MAY DIE
audienceofone, on Jun 3, 2009 wrote:
ugh. Rather have some flappy tatters to that.
Anonymous, on May 18, 2009 wrote:
Whoa. Oh my god. I would cry if my tits looked like that AFTER surgery to make them look better.
BIG LEGS, on May 18, 2009 wrote:
Frankinstine tits man, just need some bolts on the sides waaaaaa
pizzaface, on May 15, 2009 wrote:
one word.





botox.
Anonymous, on Mar 29, 2009 wrote:
that caption is brilliant....after so many unimpressive captions....
Anonymous, on Feb 15, 2009 wrote:
i wanna do dirty, dirty things to that woman, things that are illegal in most states....and the rest of you can go home and tell yourselves, you’re just virgins because youre picky.
Anonymous, on Feb 14, 2009 wrote:
Dude, she has some fuckin’ bologna nipples!
Anonymous, on Feb 12, 2009 wrote:
Tijuana Boob Job! Fuck her in the dark!
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