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I don't know who told you that laying yourself out like the chicken in a picnic spread is a good way to meet guys, but unless you're into starving cartoon shipwreck survivors, they were fucking with you.

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Comments

Anonymous, on Oct 6, 2009 wrote:
i only see one illegal thing in this picture but if i ran things there would be at least five illegal things this pencil dick is doing.
Anonymous, on Oct 4, 2009 wrote:
everything about this pic is so nasty
Anonymous, on Sep 23, 2009 wrote:
seriously...whats with all the dinky dorks? are you pandering to an audience?
Anonymous, on Sep 20, 2009 wrote:
REAL MEN DRINK COORS!!
Anonymous, on Aug 3, 2009 wrote:
i think he is cute.
catbird, on Jul 21, 2009 wrote:
teeny weeny!
rabies babies, on May 29, 2009 wrote:
with a body so finely tuned i can’t believe this modern day david isn’t drinking coors light.
Anonymous, on May 24, 2009 wrote:
is it san francisco’s dolores park?
Anonymous, on May 19, 2009 wrote:
he doesnt even fit on his towel
pizzaface, on May 15, 2009 wrote:
hahahahhahahahahha

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA


hahahHh
ahahahahHAHAHAHHAHhahahahaha!!!!!
Anonymous, on May 14, 2009 wrote:
nothing says party animal like a tall can of coors a barely occupied banana hammock and a guy who just shed his "old guys rule" tank top
Anonymous, on May 4, 2009 wrote:
some of you might hate, but the guy in the background isn’t turning the other way.
Anonymous, on Apr 28, 2009 wrote:
Rock out with your cock out!
Anonymous, on Apr 1, 2009 wrote:
Is it bad that I’m very attracted to him. I would fuck that.
Anonymous, on Mar 29, 2009 wrote:
dude... that’s a giant clit???
Anonymous, on Feb 28, 2009 wrote:
his junk is what would happen if american apparel started making bags for walnuts.
Anonymous, on Jan 29, 2009 wrote:
wow ultra teeny junk. also is this what hipsters do is make fun of everyone else or give awards to the most ironic?
Anonymous, on Jan 25, 2009 wrote:
omg the comments a fucking hilarious
Victoria, on Jan 9, 2009 wrote:
That is nasty but he is a badass.
Anonymous, on Nov 21, 2008 wrote:
wow, fit! haha, mushroooom
Anonymous, on Oct 25, 2008 wrote:
i think he has a hard on
Anonymous, on Oct 20, 2008 wrote:
LOOK AT ME! MY GENITALS ARE MICROSCOPIC!

Is that really what you want to advertise? Because you are.
chiappe, on Oct 16, 2008 wrote:
Sad.
Anonymous, on Oct 15, 2008 wrote:
i guess theres just a point in ur life when you dont care anymore.
Anonymous, on Oct 13, 2008 wrote:
John McCain can’t lift his arms over his head. idiot.
Anonymous, on Oct 9, 2008 wrote:
dick was swallowed by his gunt
Anonymous, on Oct 8, 2008 wrote:
whoa, is that what i think it is?
Anonymous, on Oct 7, 2008 wrote:
mcpain to look at
Anonymous, on Oct 7, 2008 wrote:
John McCain?
Anonymous, on Oct 2, 2008 wrote:
i can only imagine what the other side of this train wreck looks like...
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