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After suffering at the hands of store-bought Kurt & Courtneys, Sid & Nancys, and Siegfried & Roys for years, we've finally decided that the only acceptable Halloween costumes for couples are those British kids from the Goo cover, two back ends of a horse, or going as each other. Comments/Enlarge | See all


Who knew all it took to become the entire female world’s worst nightmare was an undershirt, one of those iron-on thingies you put in your printer, and a little dose of Radical Honesty? Comments/Enlarge | See all








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Can you imagine how hard it is to be a bully these days? You basically need a doctorate in Advanced Nerd Studies just to know who to wedgie.

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Anonymous, on Sep 24, 2009 wrote:
The white one...corny... nahh hes "KEWL".
The Host, on Sep 3, 2009 wrote:
Here’s hoping the one on the left made it out alive.
Anonymous, on Jul 11, 2009 wrote:
oh yes, the little maitre d’ in the middle already knows his lush mouth can accommodate both his pals, and now he’s eyeing up my boner for a three-way
Anonymous, on Jun 16, 2009 wrote:
the one on the left is your tradition nerd, the middle one is the shithead anime fan and the one on the right is the one with a shit taste in music, but the best one out of the 3.
Anonymous, on May 18, 2009 wrote:
i reckon the dude on the left looks choice
Anonymous, on Apr 13, 2009 wrote:
to sworly all of them would not be incorrect
Anonymous, on Apr 2, 2009 wrote:
Why, the one on the middle ofcourse
Anonymous, on Mar 13, 2009 wrote:
perfectly? ha! he looks like a black football commentator.
Anonymous, on Mar 13, 2009 wrote:
The one in the center is dressed perfectly. The hair? No.
samwiches, on Feb 8, 2009 wrote:
suspenders w/ belt?
Anonymous, on Feb 1, 2009 wrote:
Guy on the left is my vote; he has the worst fitting pants. Doesn’t anyone have a grandmother anymore? Pants need hemming.
Anonymous, on Jan 9, 2009 wrote:
i once hooked up with a hungarian guy who dressed exactly like that guy on the right.
that suit spells bad news. i’d wedgie him, but there’s too much risk that i might touch his ass.
Anonymous, on Nov 26, 2008 wrote:
you pick on the fag with the fancy hair.. duh
Anonymous, on Nov 7, 2008 wrote:
three septic melbourne emo’s i dont see how hard it is too pick the nerd(s)
Anonymous, on Oct 23, 2008 wrote:
Fall Out Boy got married to themselves ? How come no one tells me this things ?
Anonymous, on Oct 23, 2008 wrote:
does it make me a horrible person if i actually like the one in the middle?
Anonymous, on Oct 20, 2008 wrote:
cunt, cunt and cunt
chiappe, on Oct 16, 2008 wrote:
And the Joe Jonas hairdo....ick....you can sell teens anything these days if you push it in their faces long enough.
Anonymous, on Oct 15, 2008 wrote:
yeah these kids are all happy and cheery cos high school’s come to a close, they’re gonna go to the prom and possibly get some tail for the first time. and the next four years of college will be non-stop boozing and banging random girls. but, assuming they don’t flunk out of school, in the end they’ll have to face reality, cut their hair, get some a pair of khakis, shitty dress shirts, and spend the next 20 years in some shitty cube job. unless, of course one of their dad’s a millionaire, then the they can be douche’s for the rest of their lives.
Anonymous, on Oct 15, 2008 wrote:
i was thinking thats pete wentz on the right, never letting us forget.
Anonymous, on Oct 15, 2008 wrote:
is that pete wentz in the middle? gross
Anonymous, on Oct 14, 2008 wrote:
guy on the right seems on the level to me. if he were white, he’d be like those freaks and geeks style kids who are in love with early bill murray. since he’s asian, he’s just a regular asian dude.
Anonymous, on Oct 6, 2008 wrote:
i think these are my little year old brothers friends, they’re 15.

the one on the left is a communist.
Anonymous, on Oct 3, 2008 wrote:
Wedgie them all and let God sort ’em out.
Anonymous, on Oct 2, 2008 wrote:
guy on left.
Anonymous, on Oct 1, 2008 wrote:
hahahaha, fuck that guy’s hair
Anonymous, on Oct 1, 2008 wrote:
Suspenders without a belt? You go both or - not either.
Anonymous, on Oct 1, 2008 wrote:
Suspenders with a belt? You go either or - not both.

Anonymous, on Oct 1, 2008 wrote:
Oh, this is so Australian, I love it!
Anonymous, on Oct 1, 2008 wrote:
boooo, you suck! kiss my tenacles and slap me sally, i’m a horse-tailin outta here! you’re lucky i found the sexiest bastard of my life on this stankin heap of site or i’d never come back on, goddamn you! goddamn you all!!
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