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If you ever want to hear the sound of time marching slowly to the grave, just unplug the jukebox at any bar on Third Avenue.

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Anonymous, on Sep 24, 2009 wrote:
She is a disgrace to the champagne of beers.
Anonymous, on Sep 23, 2009 wrote:
Bitch you’re fat. Get the fuck down from there.
Anonymous, on Aug 4, 2009 wrote:
coyote ugly
Anonymous, on Jun 23, 2009 wrote:
love these 3rd ave. sluts
country fried steak, on May 26, 2009 wrote:
wonder why the knees in her pants are so worn
Anonymous, on Mar 30, 2009 wrote:
oh, for fuck’s sake.

*cradles head in hands*

CAN UGLY COUGARS PLEASE STOP EMULATING THAT HORRIBLE MOVIE?

Piper Perabo deserves to get a harrowing case of syphillis for making that piece of shit.
Anonymous, on Feb 24, 2009 wrote:
coyote ugly
deafagain, on Jan 22, 2009 wrote:
i just want a pint please..
Anonymous, on Dec 12, 2008 wrote:
i hate this shit. but at least she’s wearing PANTS...
Anonymous, on Oct 15, 2008 wrote:
yeah this some hog and fuckers type bar, prolly the one on the west side. but they’re just as shitty as any muskrat reeked place on third ave, like black bear lodge or some other shitty bar like that.
Anonymous, on Oct 7, 2008 wrote:
id do her
from behind though!!!
Anonymous, on Oct 2, 2008 wrote:
wasn’t that place on the west side?
Anonymous, on Sep 30, 2008 wrote:
I bet her favourite song is the kid Rock ’Tribute’ to sweet home...
Anonymous, on Sep 27, 2008 wrote:
Jeez, what was that last comment, esperanto?
Miscreant, on Sep 27, 2008 wrote:
When I got 7 or 8 pints in me, I kinda find the skanks charming. Even then, I like them to e recently bathed and off the bar.

If I had 10 or 12 in me, I’d invite her to a genital "stink off".
Anonymous, on Sep 26, 2008 wrote:
seems like the type of bartender who will keep talking about how she’s worked here for years.
i just want a drink.
Anonymous, on Sep 26, 2008 wrote:
This coyote ugly wannabe is drunk as fuck about to fall over the bar counter dead and hit her head. Wow i;m a rapper now son! holla if you need a single chorus.
Anonymous, on Sep 26, 2008 wrote:
hat’s terrible sure but I could honestly give a shit less. I don’t really care about a girl walking on a fucking bar though. I don’t know about you guys... But when I’m at the bar, the last thing I fucking care about is health codes.... Then again, I’m not a pussy.
Anonymous, on Sep 25, 2008 wrote:
CockLong McGee IV ---
SHES GOT PORN STAR KNEES.
Anonymous, on Sep 25, 2008 wrote:
sounds like he couldn’t get laid even in this bar and will try something new next time w/ a whole new wardrobe to go with. Lame Ass Mufukkka
Anonymous, on Sep 25, 2008 wrote:
may we please refocus our attention to this woman’s outstanding breasts?
Anonymous, on Sep 25, 2008 wrote:
what’s a guy gotta do to get dr@ped?
Anonymous, on Sep 25, 2008 wrote:
I second the guy who hates bartenders on the table. If they were really cutting loose they’d be dr@ped over some biker with their tits out a la Laura Palmer in Fire Walk With Me.
Anonymous, on Sep 25, 2008 wrote:
When your death is caused by a "riding-mower incident" I don’t think you’re allowed to blame it on the brand of beer at that point.

Also, all due respect to your departed uncle, but it is funny. Or at least it sounds like it probably is.
Anonymous, on Sep 25, 2008 wrote:
my degenerate uncle used to drink high life. until he died in a riding-mower incident. it’s not funny--the champagne of beers did him in.
Anonymous, on Sep 25, 2008 wrote:
(Both the car model and the fabled city of gold)
Anonymous, on Sep 25, 2008 wrote:
"as sponsored by the worst beer in the world"

You better just be trying to start a flame war. High life is the rusted out El Dorado of beers.
Anonymous, on Sep 25, 2008 wrote:
Twenty bucks says she stomping it to Kid Rock.
Anonymous, on Sep 25, 2008 wrote:
Failing to mention the worst hat in the world as sponsored by the worst beer in the world = falling off.
Anonymous, on Sep 25, 2008 wrote:
Coyote Fugly
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